Wait, what?

Shitposting and dogs and cats with occasional hints of depression and deep shit.

[justbadpuns]

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard..

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

[theblasianbarbie]

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

[daddykink33]

Dude

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

[ruinedchildhood]

[encoffin]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[greenteacology]

Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marisatomay]

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

[anxietyproblem]

[kaijuno]

This is the funniest interview I have ever seen help

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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