let's get weird.

My name is Christi. My life is a long string of spectacularly serendipitous events. And I probably hate you. "Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilzers or a bottle of Jack Daniels." -Frank Sinatra

[littlebeannn]

Wake & bake :)

[lucky-lust-blog]

[msnbc]

#TasteTheBern: Could Bernie Sanders get an ice cream flavor named after him?

Ben & Jerry’s co-founder Ben Cohen has clearly thought about this. 

In an interview with MSNBC’s Kate Snow, Cohen revealed his idea for “Bernie’s Yearning”, which contains mint chocolate ice cream with a chocolate disk on top: 

“The disk of chocolate represents the 90 percent of the wealth that’s gone to the top 10 percent over the last 10 years. … You take your spoon, you whack that big chocolate disk into a bunch of little pieces.”

[zackisontumblr]

YES

[suzuukkiii]

IS THIS FUCKING REAL

[idiotsonfb]

these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.

[berryspecsy]

@captainbigdickambrose

News about people not being assholes - that’s nice and happy.

[captainbigdickmoxley]

10/10! on good news scale!

[luketheskymarshall]

I’m glad I saw this.

[andryushacx]

Refreshing.

[books-n-quotes]

I think maybe the most frustrating feeling in the world is to have something to say but not know how to put it into words. To have lived through something but not be able to get it out of you before it festers.

Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds (via books-n-quotes)

[bunlly]

drawing by Lacey Mendez

[slaughteringbunnies]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Different Names for Things (via imgur) Related: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

[livingdeadalex]

bong rips and jumping kitty

[diepopular-deactivated20140308]

[exoergic]

[intergalacticspacecase-deactiva]

Nikki: Miley, What’s good?

Miley: 

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[organizedxcrimes-deactivated201]

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slowlikehoney92-deactivated2015]

[zootycoon-archive]

1 day old / 1 year old

[vastderp]

heirloom creambean seed on day of planting

mature kittyplant ready for harvest

[littlebeannn]

Houston, Texas

[littlebeannn]