Little

"𝙄 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨"

[big-corp]

I think oil isn't enough

I need to sell more

[littleceo]

talk with me? I have ideas. Plenty of ideas.

[littleceo]

Apparently, this uh... employee of mine named "Ben" passed away by lack of oxygen in a lake. This is unfortunate. A small funeral donation will be sent to his family.

the donation will be voided prior to use.

@big-corp

[big-corp]

HAH

how did this idiot drown

WE DONT EVEN HAVE A LAKE IN THE COMPANY

would have been better to throw him into the meat grinder

[littleceo]

this is public. mind your words.

[littleceo]

Apparently, this uh... employee of mine named "Ben" passed away by lack of oxygen in a lake. This is unfortunate. A small funeral donation will be sent to his family.

the donation will be voided prior to use.

@big-corp

[littleceo]

Nerd. I hate your stupid AI bot

-Big

It's not my fault you're too stupid to understand coding.

[littleceo]

((this is an OC blog!!! please like ask stuff otherwise it's just some guy talking about math and taking over the world))

Introduction:

You may call me Little. I run an oil company with my business partner Big, and we are.... ethical. yes.

I go by He/Him pronouns and have no interest in romantic relationships. They're a waste of time.

That's all, for now.