Oh Baby I Need A Cigarette

She/Her, 22

[shencomix]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[importantpics]

[a-book-of-creatures]

The dreaded shuttle cock

[feyosha]

WHAT KIND OF COCK

[fairycosmos]

i wish i could just sleep all the time and wake up for like an hour every six months when something good or cool is happening. then return to the slumber

[littledemian]

This is my son, Jimothy. I need new situations to put him in. If anyone sees this and has suggestions, please alert me.

[devilishdescent]

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

[jeusussavearmyveteran1205]

[hatesaltrat]

I can hear this image

[fractiousrvt]

I can feel this image, that satisfying ker-chunk vibrating up my arm, the sususurrations of the paper separating and adding its own note that traveled up the blade.

The rage when you tried to cut too thick a stack and none of the fucking edges are straight goddamn it

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

My hs art teacher always let me cut the paper. Everything you just described? Yes! I would slice layers of aluminum foil to sharpen it every week, but there were only so many sheets of paper it was ever willing to cut through.

I want one of these for myself.

[victusinveritas]

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[bogleech]

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

[luxflora]

[pfaugh]

Operation Condor - Wikipedia

[xeansicemane]

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

[littledemian]

Literally cannot emphasize enough how much i fucking hate henry kissinger

[bogleech]

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

[luxflora]

[pfaugh]

Operation Condor - Wikipedia

[xeansicemane]

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

[chunkecheeks]

when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

[chunkecheeks]

him

[mocweepe]

[ID: a photo of a glaborous fan lobster; a type of slipper lobster that is off white with many red dots, giving its body a pink hue. it has circular brown eyes. end ID]

[chunkecheeks]

i’m so glad this post is reaching the marine animals enthusiasts and i’m getting tags adoring this little guy bc i had to sit through a LOT of “ewwww i hate this!!!” for so many years…. thank you for loving him

[augustdementhe]

AWWWWWW!

[nanotigercringefailnarwhal]

loaf with mama

[littledemian]

I like boyfriends. Such a shame they are the way they are

[sin-ophelia]

[de-wanderer-art]

Everything is a game

On the eve of launching his new game Everything on Mac and PC, I spoke with David OReilly about the therapeutic potential of games, what…

play EVERYTHING by David O’Riley :]

[warriorsofficial]

[Two characters walk on stage, one from left, one on right. It is impossible to see any details on either. Both shrouded in darkness.]

[Character 1]: “I love you.”

[Character 2]: “I don’t.”

[Character 1]: “Why?”

[Character 2]: “No reason.”

[Character 2 walks off stage, passing 1. 1 stands center stage. Lights dim. Curtains close.]

[myspace]

Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

[ruinedchildhood]