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[littleemo477]

How do we know that Geralt isn’t just a stripper and that jaskier is his DJ ✨ToSs A cOiN tO yOuR wItChEr✨”Ladies and gentleman welcome to the stage your bewitcher” *Geralt proceeds to enter the stage towards the pole in leather lingerie*

[bethsvrse]

I like my men to be on the spectrum

[bittersw33tvamp]

Rewatching the boys so I can see my baby daddy, solider boy

[novakstogive]

Dean Winchester SUPERNATURAL — 1.02 "Wendigo"

[acklesslvt]

"crank that soulja boy" all i heard was crack soldier boy sorry

[deanwinchestersgirl8734]

[drulalovescas]

kinky

[thewayof-fireandash]

Quaritch: "I want Jake Sully!"

Damn bitch, me too, you aren't special.

[mushroomburial]

I appreciate that the women in avatar that have love interests all have their respective men fuckin WHIPPED

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[brun-brunette]

not all men

yeah you're right. James Potter would fucking never.

[castlewyvern]

[soulsforsales]

[kstarlitchaotics]

Today in DC history the day of tragic death 😭💔

[jadelynlace]

Ink Drinker⎮Modern Vikings AU [Ivar x F!Reader] Masterpost

synopsis: No strings attached is never what it seems. Ivar was only supposed to be a friend with benefits, but he caught feelings for his brother’s friend and co-worker: you.

pairing: Tattoo Artist Modern Ivar x Reader

content warning(s): This is basically porn with very little plot. Content warnings will be tagged for each chapter/piece specifically.

☞ Start Here │ Chapters: ☜ chapter one / chapter two / chapter three / chapter four / chapter five / chapter six / chapter seven / chapter eight / chapter nine / chapter ten / chapter eleven / chapter twelve / chapter thirteen / chapter fourteen /

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[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.