little fontaine things

(you should probably at least finish the first game before browsing this blog.)

[atlasvox]

hey

[dakotaraptor]

[fuckableratings]

Frank Fontaine from Bioshock is unfuckable!

[gen-loves-frank-fontaine]

fuck you

*yassifies frank fontaine*

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

when you kill andrew ryan and then atlas betrays you

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

how rapture actually fell

[levantateysalta-deactivated2024]

“There ain’t no Atlas, kid. Never was.”

So… I got the Bioshock Collection and this is what I’ve been seeing in my head for the past week.

[hokage]

i hate this game

[hollabackhorse]

There ain’t no Steven kid, the name’s Frank Fontaine…

[bioshock2k-deactivated20210820]

Are you a HUGE BioShock fan? Email [email protected] & show us how you express your BioShock fandom.

[littlefontainethings]

i express my bioshock fandom is what is quite possibly the worst of ways

[littlefontainethings]

[panevie]

anyway when i played bioshock the first thing i thought when seeing fontaine was “he reminds me of handsome squidward” so

[littlefontainethings]

Ryan: Where are you going, Frank?

Fontaine: To open up a soup kitchen for homeless workers

Ryan: Yeah, right! As if you ever did anything charitable

Fontaine: I'm very generous! What about that time I gave blood?

Ryan: Whose blood?

Fontaine: Some guy's

[edgebug]

your fave is problematic: Frank Fontaine

has massive hands

doesnt do anything kindly

gave cigs and liquor to a four year old probably

[longestcon]

Come stop your crying It will be alright Just take my hand Hold it tight I will protect you From all around you I will be here Don’t you cry For one so small, You seem so strong My arms will hold you Keep you safe and warm This bond between us Can’t be broken I will be here Don’t you cry

[pepper-corn-deactivated20180523]

There ain’t no Atlas, kid. Never was.

Now check this contour.

[littlefontainethings]