The Larksong of a Guttersnipe @queenodile - Tumblr Blog

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

nyctosaurid

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slimetony

They call me golf course

slimetony

Eighteen holes

pietriarchy

if heaven is real the first thing I should see after I die is this

djsubatomic

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

ziraseal

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

wolveswithhats

damn right he is

blackwoolncrown

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

squeezemetillipop

People like this exist. Interesting.

feliicityrampant

this story has a part 2

shepavellann

This gets funnier with every word

f1rstperson

Reading the second comment gave me an out of body experience

I’M DELETING MY BLOG SOON ANYWAY SO I’M GOING TO TAKE THIS ONE LAST OPPORTUNITY TO SAY THAT IF DRAGON AGE 4 ISN’T ABOUT GREY WARDENS I DON’T FUCKING CARE, I NEVER CARED, I NEVER CARED ABOUT ANY OF IT EXCEPT GAME ONE AND I’VE BEEN DECEIVING ALL OF YOU ALL THIS TIME, FUCK THE ROMANCES I JUST WANT TO KILL A FUCKING ARCHDEMON, SOMEONE COME AND FIGHT ME.

acollectiveofherrings-deactivat

“why do you reblog kaiju so much, dude”

pissvortex

really cool to think about how Tumblr is owned by Yahoo who is owned by Verizon who is owned by Bell Atlantic who is a part of Bell Canada who is owned by BCE Inc. who is owned by a combination of institutions such as the Royal Bank of Canada and TD Asset Management Inc. (part of Toronto Dominion Bank).

hooraycuteanimals

http://www.boredpanda.com/animals-in-windows/

pietriarchy

I’m gonna download my tumblr and then delete, so if you have been mutuals with me for a long time and want to stay in touch please feel free to DM me for my twitter or IG where I use my real name (Spoiler: It’s not actually Jackie)

Also fun fact did you know that as written the new guidelines banning adult content have 0% problem with me putting tape over my nipples and vag and then uploading a photo of my otherwise entirely nude body?

Cuz @staff I hope you’re looking forward to that account, Coming To Theatres December 18th