Note to Self: You gotta do this for you. This is for you. This isn't about anybody. Live for you. Honor you. Never lose sight of that.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Noah Kahan
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@theartofmadeline

Kiana Khansmith

Product Placement
Color Me Curious
Not today Justin
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Interview Vampire Daily
The Stonewall Inn

izzy's playlists!
todays bird

blake kathryn

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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Fai_Ryy

shark vs the universe

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@littlelovelysss
Note to Self: You gotta do this for you. This is for you. This isn't about anybody. Live for you. Honor you. Never lose sight of that.
The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"
"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"
"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."
The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.
gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history
gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive
gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC
wat a gently delivered compliment thank u
time to build a timemachine
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]
OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*
CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN *ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*
[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]
*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*
*the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, whyd you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN*
If real life was like The Sims
OH THATS WHAT IT WAS
I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was
Reunited
beautiful
He’s smiling because they’re finally out of the goddamn lobby.
Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
THIS MADE MY DICK SO HARD
The “Zayn left One Direction to join ISIS” jokes show that Westerners truly don’t care about the struggles, the pain, and the literal life-and-death scenarios that play out every day in the grand scheme of Middle Eastern politics. ISIS isn’t funny, nothing about it is funny.
Harry attempting Zayn’s solo in SOML and laughing - 3/28
This is what i will say on my last day
F.R.I.E.N.D.S appreciation week Day 7: Funniest moment Ross’s speech about the baby and the bird