die Wissenshaft der Verführung

now doing GIF requests! put it in the ask box and if I can get it on youtube, I'll do it :) /// KPop, Hetalia, Rammstein, Markiplier, (Winter Solider), Sherlock, various other tv shows and movies, food, fashion, cute animals, and anything else that strikes my fancy /// If you get a follow from a blog named "thisbeamainblogyay" it's still me, that's just the ~main blog~ account thing, but I use this one more; I don't follow back all the time, sorry ._.

[scraleos]

look at his wiggly butt

[seafriend]

[askfordoodles]

When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.

[yankee-doodle-danger]

the american high school experience

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning 

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour s05e04 – Drew Michael

[fatcatartru]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

give him a theme song

[lychgate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj1cz6Aijs4

here

[khhbitch]

The beginning of Block B will forever be golden.

Meanwhile Block B: *instant regret*

[blckspink]

[qualityreblogs]

I don’t know if this has already been done, but I think about it a lot.

[onedaymyflowergardenwillbloom]

damn…there is truth in this. 

[chaotic-little-bitch-deactivate]

[chaotic-little-bitch-deactivate]

Loving reviews of Leto

[littlemisslenin]

omfg

[bontheblock]

[JAEHYO (Instagram)] the doggy..took a picture just like a person..

[thetime-ishere-deactivated20180]

Falling back into a destructive mindset after being okay for a while is exhausting and upsetting.

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[durbikins]

when your main blog doubles as your personal

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[jemthecrystalgem]

What a time to be alive

[zodiacsociety]

Don't Argue With...

Aries: They’ll beat you up. Taurus: They’ll have patience until you try them. Gemini: They’ll make you so confused you forgot what you were arguing about. Cancer: They’ll make you feel like shit Leo: They’ll make you apologize Virgo: They’ll beat your logic Libra: They’ll get you to realize there are two sides to the situation and both sides are right. Scorpio: They’ll use it against you later. Sagittarius: They’ll tire you out until you cave. Capricorn: They’ll shut up and let you learn it on your own terms, then you’ll realize how stupid you were. Aquarius: They’ll ignore you. Pisces: “okay but it’s just how i feel”

[stability]

[random-awkward-goodness]

I’m so happy for Eli and Dongho. Our babies are having babies, and that makes me happy.