That’s positively absurd. They’re lying to you, clearly. Luckily for you, though, I’m here to save you from your mistake.
Oh, dear, how have I survived this long without you? Thank you very much for saving me from a life of success and achievement.

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@littlemissmarymac
That’s positively absurd. They’re lying to you, clearly. Luckily for you, though, I’m here to save you from your mistake.
Oh, dear, how have I survived this long without you? Thank you very much for saving me from a life of success and achievement.
Nonsense! You don’t need to study to pass classes. Who told you that?
Oh I don't know. The history of schooling, the majority of the rest of the students here and in schools worldwide, the past six years of my life.
Mary, Mary, Mary…studying is no fun, why are you doing it?
James James James...I'm doing it because I have this weird desire to pass my classes.
Not bothering to look up as she heard someone plop down onto the seat across from her, she reached over a pile of books for her potions textbook, flipping to the page on the Alihotsy Draught. “You know, the polite thing to do would have been ask if the seat was free.”
Mary smirked at Lily's words as she took possesion of the seat beside her, knowing her studious friend hadn't bothered to see who was sitting before she let her quick temper fly. "Yes, well, when have I ever worried about what's polite." She paused for a moment listening to her own words and suppressed a chuckle. "Where you're concerned anyway."
Quickly— I need homework excuses ‘cause apparently my cat ate it won’t suffice.
Your dorm mates cat ate it?
30 DAY CHALLENGE; CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
So last year I made a thirty day challenge for character development, and I was going to implement it into my roleplay. However that didn’t work out, but I’ve found it again. It’s yours to use for your characters, and hopefully it’ll help?
Magic : What was it like the first time your character experienced magic?
Anything from the trolly : What is your character’s favorite foods, sweets, color, season, and class?
Hogwarts : Describe the boat ride across the lake and the first moment they saw Hogwarts
Sorting Hat : Did your character always want to be in the house they were in? Explain your answer.
Mirror of Erised : What’s the thing your character most wants? How do they feel about it?
Flying : What is your character like on a broom? Describe a unique moment they had (or hadn’t) while flying.
Petrified : What’s the most shocking thing to happen to your character?
The Double Decker bus : Has your character ever wanted to escape their life? Run away? If they have, why?
Patronus : Describe the day that your character first unsuccessful made a Patronus and the day they produced it’s corporeal form.
Boggart : Everyone has fears, but what caused your character’s fear?
Time Turner : Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase/change from their past? Why?
Traveling : How does your character like to travel? By portkey and floo? By broom? Like muggles?
The Yule Ball : What’s your character like when they’re infatuated, crushing on, or in love with someone else? Do they love the feeling or loath it?
Dragon : Magic comes with a price, so what was the most dangerous experience your character had to date?
Mermaids : Whose the one person your character knows they’d save without second thought?
Maze : Describe a moment when your character faced loss.
'I must not tell lies' : Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason?
Amorentia : What might your character’s ideal romantic partner be?
Passing the Longbottoms : Has there ever been a moment when your character was either visiting or a patient in St. Mungos?
Undesirable No. 1 : Has your character ever felt unwanted by someone or people?
The Ministry of Magic : Has there ever been a reason for your character to go to the Ministry? What for?
Made all the wrong decisions : Describe a difficult decision that you character has had to make. Could they make? What stopped them or made them make their decision?
Lightening has struck : What would the ideal playlist be for your character? Would it just be one song or a smattering variety of many songs?
Merry Christmas : Describe a not so festive event that occurred for your character during the holidays
Lockets and Diadems : Describe an ugly moment for your character
Always : Who does your character trust the most?
Come to die : Describe one selfless act that your character did. Did they want to do it?
Train station : If your character could relive one moment in their life again, what would be that moment?
By Owl : Write a letter to your character, from yourself.
19 years later : Write a future head canon of where your character would be nineteen years from now [Feel free to update this accordingly]
I can’t imagine you giving us much trouble.
Then you have a very limited imagination. I am bloody awful when I'm ill. Ask Lily or Marlene. Generally if I'm ill I'm hiding in the dorm so they're the only ones who've experienced the horror first hand.
Thanks, but I should probably be alone for a while. We wouldn’t want you to get sick, too, right?
Fair enough. I'd drive the whole house crazy. Feel better soon then.
My terrible health strikes again, I should be fine soon.
Let me know if you need anything. Notes or tea or a distraction. I have much practice, I swear someone in my house always has a cold. At least your more pleasant than I am when I'm sick. I'm a right pain in the arse.
Oops, also wonderful.
I shall never disagree from you on anything. Ever.
This is probably for the best. Oh, hey. Lily waid you were feeling under the weather. Is everything alright?
I think we’re been talking about Potter for much too long. Anyways, I was thinking of making a trip to Honeydukes sometime this week, would you do me the honour of sneaking off to Hogsmeade with me?
If you insist. We can talk more about your pathological denial issues later. But yes, I'm happy to sneak out to Hogsmeade with you. I'm out of sweets as well. We could bring Mar along and make a day of it. Or at least keep her from hexing Sirius so early into term.
Of course I agree with you, I don’t feel the need to hex you and you are talented and beautiful. I just don’t know why we can be friends while the other two can’t stand each other.
I used to believe her, but now I have my doubts, too.
You forgot wonderful.
I haven't believed her since third year. I don't know why people don't listen to me more often. I'm a genius, after all.
Yes, but… I don’t know how to answer that.
I can imagine. Honestly, I don’t think it’s going to be that bad for her. I can try and tell him to behave. He might not listen, but still.
...hopefully with "Oh I agree, Mary, I very rarely feel the need to hex you either, you wonderful talented and beautiful witch."
I don't think it's going to be bad for her either. Besides, I have a theory that she doesn't actually loathe James the way she says she does. The lady doth protest too much.
Perhaps they’re too much alike.
Oh yes, he was ecstatic. He’d have kissed Dumbledore if he could.
You and I are alike and I very rarely feel the need to hex you or rant about you for hours.
I'll bet. His own personal matchmaker. Too bad Lily has been seeing red since the pairings were announced.
Mary MacDonald and Remus Lupin pretending to ignore each other.
Taken by James Potter.
Circa 1976
You’re right, this feeling is more sinister than loathing, sometimes I imagine hexing him in the face when he is up to his tricks, and it is the most satisfying feeling ever. [Groans, face sinking into the palms of her hands.] Mary, I can’t even hurt him too badly, I’m a prefect, I’m suppose to be setting the example.
Please, I’ll be just as fat and spoiled, I might just hide a stash of your goodies for myself. I don’t think there is ever going to be a situation in which I would tell you to put the mixing bowl down, I would consider it the highest offence if you ever stopped baking.
You, my love, are in denial. I mean honestly. Potter has his flaws but there is nothing about him that is as annoying as you make it out to be. You're being terribly dramatic.
Yes, I like to think we’re reasonable enough to walk out of this unharmed.
Sirius wasn’t all that happy, either. James, on the other hand… well, I’m pretty sure I heard fireworks outside.
It has been six years and I still do not understand why those two cannot coexist.
[she laughs at the mention of James] Is that what that was? I thought there was an outstanding amount of excitement coming from the boys side of the Common Room.