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LIZARDS, lizards!

This blog is my personal vent blog for my life & problems, like being a mom, caretaker, college student, & wife, struggles with ed, mental illness, and other generally depressing bullshit. This is not a pro-ana blog, but I do reblog a lot of skinny girls in cute outfits and memes about ed's. It's also a fun girlblog, for posting girly things, and talking a lot of girly shit. If you don't like the content, please fuck off block me.

DNI if - creeps, terfs, other shitty people, and bitches named Kayla 🔪🔪.

I try to respect all DNI's and try to check before reblogging. If I interact with you and you're mad, I'm sorry & please block me. Also, as an adult I never want to reblog ANY photo of minor, please let me know if I make an oops.

My name is Snail (on the internet) AKA Snurt McGirt, AKA SNAIL TOBOGGAN, daughter of Dr. Mantis Taboggan, and I'm a whole ass adult. (: I love having this blog, please don't be afraid to interact!! Ana since 2010, super happily married to the greatest man on earth, step-mom to bonus kids, domestic goddess, keeper of a small zoo, friend to animals, always blowing trees. 🍃🔥🌲🥰😇

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Backup blog!! @imperfect-treasure

Fandom blog!! @brain-rot-things

Tags;

🐌diary - personal/venting/life.

🐌pets - pets obvi.

🐌celebrations - holidays other than Christmas/Yule and Halloween, special occasions, etc.

🐌polls - stupid questions.

🐌spooktacular - ITS SPOOKY TIME BABY!! Spooky movie marathon, Halloween hype.

🐌yule - Yule/Christmas tag, Christmas season hype tag.

My dad is dead 👉😎👉 - dead dad tag

Petty but pretty! - tag for mean girl behavior

This blog loves and supports Lizard People & Ogres.🦎🦖🦕🐊🧌

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okay but also I just read Bluestar's Prophecy and that shit was TIGHT now I'm about to read Yellowfang's shit lowkey feel like I'm supposed to read Crookedstar's first but idc

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guess who dropped her phone and killed it 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🔫🔫🔫🔫

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Lol I wish my stepkid would go back to her gmas house I'm tired of her existing in my space 😂😂😂 I want my ALONE TIME

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So yesterday was my mom's bday, got her some stuff, hung out with her, all was well.

EXCEPT that it was also my husband's uncles bday and instead of acting like a normal human he decided to get drunk ar 10am for the 3rd day in a row.

So of course that turned into him yelling and tearing apart the house looking for a GUN so he could 💀 himself. Screaming at Nana (his mom) and my MiL (his sister). So hubby and I went up there and my husband had to physically control uncle to wrestle the gun away from and then I had to swipe it and make it disappear.

Then my husband had to lowkey beat his uncles ass again to adjust his attitude and we went home and then MiL texted that he found the SHOTTY and had it with him outside but it was like 2am and he was leaving the ladies alone so 🤷‍♀️

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I just spent $12 on this and I regret absolutely nothing now my son Slowpoke can be with his best friend 🥰

I'm also collecting psyduck cards now lol

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Uh had sex with my husband and then felt something in my mouth after like a little hard bit rolling around in there. Thought I broke a tooth for a terrifying minute.

But it was actually the bottom ball of my nose ring?? Like it must have fallen off but... why was it in my mouth?? How long was it in my mouth? I didn't even know. Like I'm happy I didn't lose it but.

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Went to use my gift card on pokemon go and bc it was first time using PayPal to pay I got a discount so I had enough to buy shit in my game AND get a new pokemon card fuck yeeeeeaaaah

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I would commit a homicide for an impossible whopper rn I've been trying to get my mom and husband both to buy me burger king for like 22 days now and I know that bc the last time I got burger king was my bday soooooo like I literally asked/implied/hinted 3 times this week

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Hmm I have a $5 gift card and I could get more pokemon cards but I'm currently waiting on like 4 from eBay so idk I think I should wait till I get those.

So also I could use it to buy stuff on pokemon go 😂😂 bc I won't do it with real money but uh a gift card is free soooo I think that's the answer

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What up I'm spoiled and probably going to be drunk later

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Drank some lax for the first time ever today for real reasons like feeling bloated and constipated but also bc skinny. Bottle said it takes effect between 2-6 hours. Okay cool.

First of all drinking it was disgusting. Secondly 2 hours my ass?? It was like 20 minutes lol. Girls who do this are strong af.

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