Dorothy

What can I do for you dear?

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* ∘ ∙ — text post starters. archetype: the student.

tw for references to suicidal thoughts

‘i’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way i have no preference’

‘today i’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.’

‘beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not’

‘i ship me and money’

‘actually all of my systems are nervous’

‘boom crack the sound of my joints’

‘*is proud of dark circles* *is proud of looking like death*’

‘i have a phd in getting myself into really bad situations’

‘i cant believe i have to wake up again tomorrow ! i cant believe it!!!’

‘can i log out of life’

‘i look stressed? haha yeah it’s the stress’

‘when u look relaxed all the time bc ur dead inside’

‘if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going’

‘i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing’

‘i’m usually that person that has no idea what’s going on’

‘me @ myself: why are you like this’

‘got a masters degree in being ignored’

‘i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them’

‘i just realized i’ve survived everything i’ve ever encountered in life. i have a 100% survival rate. i’m fucking nailing it.’

‘list of things im handling well currently: that’s it.’

‘*pretends to be mentally stable*’

‘“you wear that shirt a lot” yes because i own it’

‘i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend’

‘simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAHHHHHHHHH’

‘occupation: the family disappointment’

‘96% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿’

‘i’ve decided i want to be cremated. not when i die, just whenever. surprise me.’

‘you don’t wanna mess with me i cry easily’

‘me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly’

‘i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress’

‘shout out to people who help me with really simply things because i’m an idiot’

‘stop calling me valid you fucks i’m here to die’

‘im what the kids call sleep deprived’

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[littleoldtrainer]

“A punk?” Dorothy smiled. “I don’t care if you’re a punk.“

Leaning closer to him, her voice was just loud enough for Fred to hear.

“Now I don’t tell many people this, but when I was a little girl I was homeless. Because of that I don’t let myself judge people entirely on first impressions. Just because someone might be a ‘punk,’ as you put it, it does not mean that they don’t deserve a bit of kindness.”

Straightening up, Dorothy rested a hand on Georgie’s head. The elder grass type seemed much happier now that the Ivysaur had found a treat that he liked, and a pleasant aroma seemed to waft from the petals around his neck. The rest of the Pokéblocks and their case was returned to the trainer’s purse.

“If you’d like, I am a breeder, so I could give you a Pokémon if you’d like. She offered.

[littleoldtrainer]

“I do enjoy the Pikachu line, but Raichu is by far my favorite. I also own a Lucario, Houndoom, and Rapidash, to name a few.” Dorothy explained.

Georgie looked curious for a moment, realizing that Percival may not like sweets. Uttering a hasty apology, he took back the pink pokeblock. Snaking a vine back into Dorothy’s purse he fished out her Pokeblock case. A few more of the treats were taken out and offered to the Ivysaur, this time offering for him to pick one he liked out of them. 

Taken aback by Fred’s statement, Dorothy frowned. 

“What do you mean people aren’t usually nice to you? That’s awful. I’m sorry to hear that, but I promise you I’m not trying to get anything from you young man. I don’t think there’s anything I’d even want honestly.” 

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[littleoldtrainer]

“I rather like cold pizza. It’s better in the mornings though. I much prefer warm pizza in the evenings, especially if it has Pineapple​ on it.”

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“Warm pizza? Excuse you, lady. Pizza has to be either so hot the molten cheese-lava strips the roof of your mouth, or chill like a lazy Sunday watching cartoons and eating cereal in your underwear. There is no inbetween.”

[littleoldtrainer]

“Well, in my experience pizzas usually aren’t delivered fast enough for them to be that hot.”

[littleoldtrainer]

“I rather like cold pizza. It’s better in the mornings though. I much prefer warm pizza in the evenings, especially if it has Pineapple​ on it.”

[littleoldtrainer]

“I’ve got plenty of ‘cool’ Pokémon. I’ve spent most of my life traveling the world with my pokémon. Only two of them never left my side on that journey; Georgie here and my Raichu, Lily.”

Next to her, Georgie didn’t seem bothered by the lick to his vine. Perhaps this wasn’t the first time it had happened? Snaking a vine into his trainer’s purse, he retrieved a Pokéblock, pink in color, and offered it to the smaller 'mon with a smile.

Fred’s question caused Dorothy to pause, slowly lowering her hand to her side. That was certainly an odd question. Was he maybe unused to people being kind to him?

“It doesn’t cost a thing to be nice to someone dear.”

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[littleoldtrainer]

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Dorothy smiled down at the grass-type, kneeling down for a moment to give him a pat on the head.

“He’s in excellent condition! He reminds me of my little Georgie when he was a Bayleef.” Standing up, she retrieved a pokeball from her bag, releasing the Pokemon within in a flash of red light.

Next to the older woman now stood a Meganium, old but tough. With a yawn he looked around, gaze eventually resting on the smaller grass type.

“What’s your name dear? I’m Dorothy.” She held out a hand towards the other, while next to her Georgie did the same, extending a vine to Percival and uttering a greeting.