fuck you and all your expectations

I AM BEING STALKED ON THIS WEBSITE, AND LAST RECEIVED HATE MAIL ON 2/16/2026. I AM AWARE OF THIS BEHAVIOR; DO FUCK OFF. Hi. Pronouns it/its. Not sharing fundraisers. I tag things as: “cw [trigger]”. For example, violence gets tagged as #cw violence Want some inspiration to write? Or just a positive pick-me-up? This blog’s become my reblog hub, though occasionally I will talk fic and general life shenanigans here. This muffin's fueled and drained alike by anxiety; bear with me if you interact. DNIs are stupid. Many, many exes /p, one /r. Do not hurt my partner or you will become one.

[edlingsbjorkman]

Hi again (wave).

I will block anyone who uses TMA and/or TME.

I used to post very often about my fic and my art, but these days it's only occasional due to Anxiety And Things*. However, I do want to get back into sharing more with you all in the joy of creation.

Happy Pride! I'm (likely to all of these things, not 100% certain) transmasc, nonbinary, gender non-conforming, and A Vague Entity And God (this one is certain actually). I prefer it/its and I may also like he/him.

I'm in a queerplatonic relationship with the lovely @makayuri and I am also partners with @brainlikeachild <3 <3.

*Replies are disabled for non-mutuals because I have been harassed multiple times on both this account and my previous (now deactivated), varlaamsdarkventures / dawnofantiquity / honestlynevrmiind / unofficialrobertlowe. All those URLs were me also. Both my ex-girlfriend and her affair partner/new boyfriend have been stalking my current account; I'm unsure of if/when this has stopped. But I would like to keep believing genuine joy is the best repellent to negativity.

Self-indulgent historical fanfic always sticks with me, in different flavors. Current hyperfixation is ocean liners; here is my tag for them. My OTPs are Titanic/Carpathia, Olympic/Mauretania, and Britannic/Queen Mary 2 (two versions).

[edlingsbjorkman]

I’ve kept forgetting to post more of the tributes, but here they are!

@malkaleh’s Astrid, for District 9 🌾

my Nobuko, for District 10 🐏

@bxrbwire-bxby’s Celeste, for District 12 💥

my Euphemia (here she looks like my HMHS Britannic gijinka), for District 8 🧵

@callofdutyhater’s Liese (in a train cabin), for District 6 🚞

my Aimi, for District 3 🖲️

Districts 1, 2, and 11 ⛳️ Districts 4, 5, and 7 will be posted to @eevees-on-thin-ice

[cornona]

transandrophobia is real

transmisogyny exemption doesn’t exist

gender abolition now!! essentialists DNI

[edlingsbjorkman]

This blog will block anyone who uses TMA/TME.

[czanea-vecg]

Watch me deplete 10 hp everytime I talk in a group chat

[alicent-florent]

franchaela in bridgerton s03 → s04 → s05

[edlingsbjorkman]

Apparently Maul has also said “you will suffer as I have suffered”, parallels confirmed???

@callofdutyhater you will understand this 🥹

[hunny--hunny]

" replace 'trans man' with 'cis man' and the response would be completely different " yeah its almost like when you lob of half of someones identity and replace it with something else it changes things.

[malkaleh]

First attempt at sticker idea (obviously it needs some work but am pretty happy for a first go)

[malkaleh]

[edlingsbjorkman]

@makayuri re: angst ideas 👀

[edlingsbjorkman]

@callofdutyhater @malkaleh We should make a crossover Dancing With The Stars AU 👀

(It’s a show where professional or otherwise experienced dancers are paired with amateurs, and they compete.)

[faeberrywine]

ID credit: 957238410 on 小红书

(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)

[frutigeraerowatermelon]

[somebitchprobably-graphicdump]

Frutiger Aero Dividers

Free to use just like/ reblog. Tag if you like but it’s not necessary 🫶

[edlingsbjorkman]

Well that was not a good idea, I've pretty forgotten how to write and don't know how to relearn. So have this instead (Flashback Time)

@callofdutyhater @ideas-on-paper @malkaleh

They thought a gritty but fast-paced movie would be a fun pick. Half the sisters fell asleep during Roma, and in anything otherwise, watching the characters do nothing about their pining from an outside perspective is maddening.

Everyone's split on who to root for throughout The Dark Knight, other than rooting for another fight scene, another chase or come-up across the city. Until the nurse reveals himself in broad daylight.

Until the hospital is blown up.

Bri freezes, tries to make a sound but nothing comes out, one moment silent and the next screaming for help as someone yells to abandon ship.

She can't move. She's submerging, she's plunging under water. She's going to die. She can't move and it takes both her sisters to remind her that she needs only to calm down enough, then she can.

[neogeopet]

🌷🌱⛅💐 springmix 🌼🍃🌸💐

[metalsongoftheday]

Wednesday, August 21: The Doomsday Kingdom, "Silent Kingdom"

Leif Edling couldn’t help himself: he claimed more than once that he was burned out on the frosty doom metal he pioneered with Candlemass and was ready to move on to something else, but most of his occasional ventures outside that iconic band didn’t stray too far from the blueprint.  The Doomsday Kingdom certainly didn’t try to be anything other than doom metal- hell, it was right there in their name- and “Silent Kingdom” opened their one self-titled full-length with churning guitars, dramatic vocals and a slightly rock and roll groove.  And even if it was a smidge faster than most traditional doom, a lot of Candlemass’ most famous material ran at around the same tempo, so Edling was really working in his comfort zone.  Which was fine in itself, since the bassist knew this sound better than anyone, and “Silent Kingdom” was the work of experts even if it mostly served to illustrate that Edling might as well have just stuck with his primary band.

[transylvanianstarvation]

Candlemass live in 1989 (playing Solitude)

[lonesomeroad]

Happy Pride Month! If the punchline of your joke is the idea of a pregnant man, it’s not funny. Here are some examples of jokes that you might be using without thinking that could be hurting people around you.

> “I’M GONNA GET HIM PREGNANT!”/“the boy impregnator”/anything similar where the joke is that the idea of a pregnant man is absurd, impossible, or outside of the realm of reality.

> Pregnant man emoji reactions to Discord messages.

> Commenting on the pregnancies of real men with anything about ao3, fanfiction, or omegaverse.

> Referring to a real man’s pregnancy as a butt pregnancy.