that boy is a monster

single/fatedx3 19 Pansexual/Greyromantic affiliated Kouha Ren

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You must be this tall to ride // Closed event for Wadda

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Kouha liked amusement parks, they were fun loud places and the rides were always a thrill. Roller coasters and themed rides had always been rather popular attractions, and on occasion the Ferris wheel would have quite the line to ride. If it wasn’t the attractions that took hold of his attention in the past then it was all the smell of food. Sweets and fried foods were being sold from all sorts of stands with or without beverages and the prices were always low. Thought the calorie intake would be through the roof. Still it was part of the experience, however this wasn’t what Kouha wanted this afternoon. No with the park newly opened so many people would be flooding through the gates and elongated the already dreadful wait times parks were known for. No way, Kouha wouldn’t stand out in those lines and get sweaty, so today he’d take up a place at the water park. At least this way he would stay cool even if he had to wait for certain attractions.

Walking around the park Kouha spotted a little girl walking by herself among the other people. Lets just say that Kouha was a bit bothered by this, or more likely was bored by himself so he walked after her.

“You know its not safe for little girls to walk around in parks by themselves.”

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Behind the scenes bby

[As requested by Soar its UGo!]

Carry me~

“No, I won’t carry you.”

Why not?

“You’re too heavy Tiff you--”

Are you calling me fat...?

“Tiff I-I didn’t say that I--”

YOU’RE MEANER THAN KOUHA!

[Bonus under the cut]

“Ugo, man, you really need to work on your conversation skills with girls, even I’ve never screwed up that bad before.”

“Yosuke is right, you can’t just say things like that to a girl.”

“You really fucked up Ugo, you should learn to pull back those punches.” Kouha laughs.

“You need to go apologize Ugo, offer her some sweets and she’ll probably forgive you.”

“And be careful with what you say so you don’t push Tiff further into despair.”

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behind the scenes with komaeda (bonus guest, me and dio)

“AHahahHAhahahaha!”

Hehehe, Komaeda you crack me up you dork.

Eucalyptus!

RINNY! You brought Dio too! Fun! I don’t get to talk to actual vampires very often.

“Vampire? Dio? I thought he was just a lawyer.”

Either way he’s sucking the life out of someone Aha.

Tiff no

“Sometimes its more literal than figuratively speaking.”

That’s cool.

“Want to give it a try?”

I need an adult.

“Tiff we’re all adults here.”

Oh yeah! -pushes Komaeda forward- Then instead Dio can have you as a sacrifice, I don’t want his mouth anywhere near me or I will scream.

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Behind the scenes // kouha and/or hakuryuu's thoughts on the e4 + yours? Maybe?

“En and Mei aren’t going to be happy when they hear about this.”

Its just Steven and Alibaba.

“I was talking about weeping Willow over there.”

“They wouldn’t be the only ones.”

“Fated to you of all people, It wouldn’t have been so bad if it were your sister, at least she’s pretty.”

Guuuyyyyyss

“Leave Hakuei out of this, and the feeling is mutual. I would have preferred Koumei over you, the lack of good hygiene is a problem, but at least he’s tolerable.”

“Insulting both Mei and I, you should be happy I don’t gut you where you stand.”

LADIES PLEASE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT STEVEN AND ALIBABA!

He sighs, “Well Alibaba can be…. much at times, but he’s not a bad person, and Steven is quite intelligent and he’s actually very kind. So out of anyone it could have been, I’m glad it was them, and not someone like Judal.”

“Mmm, Steven is quite nice and he and Alibaba are both very good looking, but they’re both….. full of surprises. I do like them both, just maybe not in the way the thread was aiming for.”

This shouldn’t have been that hard.

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Behind the scenes with Yoosk

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement

“Awww not this again, Tiff no.”

I guess you’ve already won that, you been through all this aggravation~ Its ancient history, you’ve been there, done that!

“How awful was I in my past lives to deserve this.”

Hahahahaha!

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Behind the scenes

Kouha you’ll love him okay, once you get past the puns and awkward flirting he’s a great guy.

“Sex is fine, but love’s not really on the agenda.”

Kouha you can’t--

“Did you really expect me to say anything else? He’s a little funny, I’ll give him that, and he’s cute.”

“There’s too many reason not to love him, then reasons to love him.”

....... -squishes Kouha’s cheeks-

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Behind the scenes c:

........ Kouha pls.

“No.”

I’m sorry I won’t make fun of your outfit again.

“.......”

Kouhaaaaaa plzzzzzzz

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ANOTHER KISSING MEME

Send me Pucker up! to see how my character kisses yours. (some NSFW apply.)

#1-65

(opposite meme here)

Keep reading

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Send me 'Behind the scenes' for conversation between the mun and the muse

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–><–

We’re memes?

Let me kindly remind you of 

*”Shit happens”

*”Blue poop emoji”

*”Slipping on a banana peel in midair”

*”Our first born is dead” 

*”pushes to the bushes”

–Soar 

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[littleredtyrant-blog]

More than half of those were things you started, so my argument still sands. May I also direct your attention to

Walking into sliding glass doors

Cartwheeling out of the window

‘Nice legs Daisy Dukes, Makes a Hatter...’

Broken Brooms

Toilet duty

Nohomo!Solomon

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And here are these two memes -waves hands- Look at these two fine examples of actual memes. So glorious, so memejestic. -claps hands-

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I just wanted to find Kouen things for my relationship page why do you do these things to me Google, as much as I love my baby

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The hair card hurt. It was a sore subject for the street magician at the best of times. The fact that this small child had claimed that he was already greying sent a shot of pain into his chest. Howl wondered how quickly he could grab a box of hair dye from Barron’s. 

“I’m surprised your tiny hands can even operate a pair of scissors.” Part of him was hoping that he had vanishing powder in his jacket so that he could escape this awkward situation.

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“You bore me.”

Small. Small. Small. Did this man want to get stabbed, the one day Kouha doesn’t walk around with scissor in his pocket. If he had them, he’d definitely show the older just how well these small hands can work a pair of scissors, he only learned the best from Sophie. Insult those skills and you’re not only insulting him, but also the mentor he respects. 

“For my skills with a scissors, I can show you just how good those are, despite me tiny hand.” a grin spreads across his face, “Would you like holes or removed organs?”

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          “What about your cousin?” she asks as she stuffs her face with fish.

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“Its platonic, I’m not dating my cousin, I don’t particularly like him for the most part.”

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hastalababa

steelstones

“These, these are mine.” Kouha says as he grabs both by the shirt. “No one else can have them.”

[akarinm]

❝I’ve never met the guy. All I know from now is that he’s obsessed with petting the birds that this world contains.❞

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“Mei is the best, you’ll like him.”

“You will like him.”

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“No, but your boyfriend isn’t far off.”

“Perhaps you have the wrong idea. I can’t imagine that anyone in this conversation would be a virgin… nor anywhere close to 30.” The age card hurt, wow. Congrats Kouha.

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“Bring up Steven like that one more time and no one will be able to id your body when I’m done with you.”

“Oh really? With the lack of charm and those grey hairs you could have fooled me. “ Kouha laugh, “if you want to persist with this I’ll have to ask you to give me a moment and fetch my scissors.”