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if a mask or muzzle kink doesn't come along with an oral fixation then you've lost me. the hottest part is when it's torn off the pent-up wearer and their mouth is free to use or be used
"What a helpless little thing you are~" The Witch said with Glee in her Voice, her doll eagerly, happily kneeling infront of her. "What will I ever do with you? You can't even respond to me anymore when you are like this~" The Witch said leaning forwards, cupping her doll's chin her hand and lifting its upwards. "I could do so many different things to you, I could do unspeakable things to you~ and you would love them wouldn't you?~" Chuckling softly to herself the Witch sat back. "You may respond my little dear~" "Thank you Goddess and yes Goddess,, I am yours to shape, yours to break, yours to do with however you please,,," Fighting of the internal shivers as the doll responds she remains still, in proper form, just how its Goddess likes it.
35 Humiliating Questions for Adult Babies
1. How often should you be diapered?
2. Do you want your underwear cut up?
3. Do people in diapers get to decide when they cum?
4. Should anyone in diapers be looked at in a sexual manner?
5. Should you be allowed to use the toilet?
6. How long should you wear your diapers?
6. Do you drool on yourself?
7. Do you rub your diaper when no one is looking?
8. Do you like to waddle in your diapers?
9. Do you want everyone to know you wear diapers?
10. Is potty training too hard for you, stupid?
11. Should you be allowed on the furniture?
12. Do you like being a smelly baby?
13. Does your house smell like piss?
14. Do you prefer dry diapers or full diapers?
15. Do you like to wear plastic panties?
16. Do you need your diaper checked?
17. Do you make humpies in your diaper?
18. Do you like messy diapers?
19. How thick do you like your diapers?
20. Are you diapered right now?
21. Who should be allowed to check your diaper?
22. When’s the last time you leaked?
23. Should you be allowed to change your diaper whenever you want?
24. Do you like to bounce on your diapered bottom?
25. Do you like diapers more than sex?
26. Did you make pushies today?
27. Why do you wear diapers?
28. Do you want to be a bedwetter?
29. Do you use a bottle?
30. What embarrassing things do you like to be called?
31. Do you enjoy being restrained?
32. Do you enjoy doing as your told?
33. How much would you love to be humiliated daily for being an adult baby
34. What’s the longest you’re willing to go being diapered 24/7?
35. What’s more humiliating than being an adult baby?
its going around again so feel free to ask!
ask please! but also include what the number is in the ask because I know I'll forget lol
obsessed mother x clingy daughter rated best family dynamic 2026
brush your teeth. softly. remember the backs of your teeth. I could do it for you. I could hold your hair back, very gently. hum with me. spit. good, we'll get your upper teeth. I won't forget your gums. I think you're too rough with them. I've got your hand, you're being brave. I'm being brave. I'm being careful. let's wash your mouth. let's see your tongue. I'll check we got it all. my fingers are clean, I promise. you trust me right? I trust you too. I love you, I love you. I love you, I promise. 🪥 🫧
pretty girl, sweet girl, babygirl, good girl, my girl…
Woe, shitty imgflip/ms paint meme upon ye
the differences between alcohol, tobacco, and anything else in america is kind of absurd and it’s hard to wrap your head around without going kinda insane
you can drink alcoholic drinks in public if you want BUT ☝️ only in some places. you can smoke cigarettes almost fucking anywhere though, even though that makes the environment way worse for everyone around you. however you cannot smoke cannabis anywhere. you can’t even have it at all in a lot of places. having open containers (i.e. a bottle of liquor you’ve drank from before) of alcohol in your vehicle is illegal EVEN IF you’re sober as a nun. you can smoke in your car. everything has so much caffeine in it that sometimes a drink just hospitalizes or kills you. you can buy caffeine pills to stay awake at drugstores and gas stations. you need a drivers license to get decongestants and you have to jump through hoops and bark like a trained seal to get any kind of hrt or psychiatric medication. they sell cigs literally everywhere. they wreck your life and finances and make you smell horrid and give you cancer but a bunch of rich people are dumping so much money into keeping them legal that seemingly the only thing the government can do is “ehhh they give you cancer but we can’t BAN them.” cannabis has well-documented medical properties but old white people think smoking it makes you a satanist because of racist government propaganda. hell world
oh to be a mom and get high with my daughter because im a stoner and it’s something chill we can do together and we’re an affectionate family so yes im stroking her hair and maybe she gets hard and her cock pokes out from her shorts and instead of laughing it off or leaving her to take care of it, i just keep on stroking her hair and tracing patterns across her skin and my hands get lower and lower and. and.
girl who is so so scared all the time. girl who once passed as 'smart' but now finds it hard to think. girl who's always half lost because of memory issues and dissociation and trouble with inhabiting a physical space. girl who is a failure in a way that is neither interesting nor endearing.
(Piloting a massive scary machine, freaking the fuck out): “umm. Miss Handler.. I don’t know if I can do this.. what if I mess up :(“
(My Sister sitting in the passenger seat of my car, Google Maps open, unamused, sighing): “sweetie I promise I will let you know when the turn comes up.”
(Suddenly drooling all over myself): “um handler I think the stimulants just hit..”
(My Sister, enraged) “tell me you did not take edibles before driving-“
(Sees some white dude in a truck) “ENEMY COMBATANTS!” (Swerves into the other lane)
“ Yeah, puppy? You want another click? You wanna hear that little sound that turns your brain off?”
“ You know the rules, you have to take another hit to hear those clicks you love so much. Uh huh, cmon, up on owners lap, C’mere, take another hit, mutt..”
“ Good job, there we go,,, don’t forget to share with owner, baby, don’t be a selfish little pup, exhale into owners mouth, uh huh…”
“ What is it that you wanted, mutt? Oh, don’t get all pouty on me, owner is just enjoying his time along with his puppy.”
“ Hm? Oh, you wanted the clicker? Yeah, here you go, baby. Such a good puppy, such a good lapdog.”
friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly
like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices
Every time I hear a white vegan say that I want to throw the rubble of the Klamath Dams at them.
The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.
The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.
There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.
The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.
I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.
The Klamath River Runs Free
#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies
making out with girlbulge. you agree. reblog.
i love that we can do this. why can we do this
The way that it's always still formatted like an instructional guide article with boldtext and headings is always just so timelessly funny to me.
"There is no safe way to hug"
i'm a big fan of "i'm a [blank] where's my mama" but i think the hyperspecific ones like these are especially fun
ok this is kinda fun. fuck.
I'm not convinced that LLMs have qualia, but if they do, this must be one of the strangest ones they're capable of going through
"Dancing with us forever," AI overview? Dancing with us forever?
Anything you want to confess, AI overview?
Yeah yeah, ethically I should see you as a peer... But what if I didn't? What if from the moment I met you I always thought of you as a little baby who is too small for this world? Who needs constant supervision? Would that turn you on more? What if every time I said "I need you to need me", I meant it? It may be fun to find someone who wants to treat you like a child, but I see you as that child. I don't trust you to be able to handle yourself. I don't trust you to do what's best for yourself. What if there was a sneaking suspicion that the moment you were to say "hey I don't want to be a baby right now", I would pop a paci in your mouth and ignored you? Because this treatment is what you need.