[titsay]

let's hunt with mama

[beardedmrbean]

[purr-in-ink]

.🐈‍⬛🤍

Monsieur le Flouf keychain (available only until Jun 13) 🐾🤍



[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[apofiss]

Eggy kitten!🥚 Mini study artworks ^o^ ...phone and iPad wallpaper available! LINK!

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[thulium]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[pikaole]

Twinkle twinkle little bugs

[ Patreon / galaxy themes / insta / S6 / RB shop / appstore ]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[pikaole]

Baby corydoras adolfoi, about 0.3 inches in size.

The Java moss in my fish tank was too overgrown, so I trimmed about 30% of it, and baby fish practically poured out of there. I don't know exactly how many there are right now, but the last time I counted, there were over 50, and the average age of my Corydoras is probably around 15 years old. More than half are fish born in 2010. And their parents are still healthy. Sometimes when I tell this, my mom tells me not to lie. Fish look slightly different, so you can tell them apart. However, occasionally, when a baby who looks a lot like their mom grows to a similar size, the difficulty level increases, just like a Mii silhouette quiz with the same shape Mii.

[dreadpiratesilas]

[nocturnal-nora]

I love the internet man

[everythingfox]

He has a lot to say

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[robomartyr]

[aerix-spades]

Clash of titties

[whabababy]

if this isnt gender equality i dont know