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nonlinear-nonsubjective

I sent this post to my friend who’s working the ballet this season.

Her response:

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mioxenoblade

the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

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drankinwatahmelin

lie to HIS face

flatbootyjudy

Play with HIS feelings

#lifecomesatyoufast

IM SCREAMING LEJDJD

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

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heedra

When I totaled my car last spring, it was by plowing straight thru a fence into a cow pasture on my way to a job interview, and the one thing that saved me from being utterly consumed by despair was the fact that the cows were utterly bonkers with curiosity about the weird object that was suddenly in their field, and they completely SWARMED me and my car with good-natured excitement. They ate my lunch (and my cars bill of sale documents), they used the wrecked husk of my car as a rubbing post, they tried to lick my face, and most importantly because of them I was not just crying alone in the rain, and for these things I'm literally forever in their debt.

heedra