kiss my ass

[reptiliaa]

[daily-showerthoughts]

[ruinedchildhood]

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[pettycentral]

[mixally]

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

Muffy is such a virgin

[fullhalalalchemist]

she’s 8

[dranoparty]

[magna-mater-deactivated20191006]

what is this a fucking contest

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sunfortune]

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[distinguishedbaloney]

[littlechinesedoll]

[jezi-belle]

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

[qthewetsprocket]

…without laughing.

[rain-czine-deactivated20190920]

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

This little girl told a Trump impersonator he’s “a disgrace to the world” — and now she’s a viral star

follow @the-movemnt

[2000ish]

[live-e4sy]

having sex

boy: did you cum yet

girl: not yet

boy: *does nothing* how about now?

girl: sure

boy: sweet