Live, Laugh, Luke!

[seblvr123]

" i cant eat breakfast, i barely tie my shoe" marvin why do you have one shoe. what do you mean SHOE (singular)

[live-laugh-luke]

The other shoe is Velcro

[blackleatherjesster]

“I don’t understand Falsettos. Can you break it down for me?”

“Sure!”

[live-laugh-luke]

“Family meeting,” I say as I get in my bed with my fun aesthetic water bottle and the notes app

[live-laugh-luke]

Imagine Chappell Roan gets Kidzbop-ified and my future kids can grow up listening to Juice Box Supernova

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

honestly funniest part of the wicked movie was the wizard is like "huh i need to think extremely fast to convince elphaba to stay here" and his way to do that is "invite glinda to live here as well." like this man is from the late 1800s-early 1900s so he's not gonna outright say "i'll legalize gay marriage" (yet) but he can say "your friend ;) can stay here too"

[live-laugh-luke]

If I could be any character in wicked I’d probably have to go with the book Johnathan Bailey steps on

[alora-applejack]

Another day another year explaining how characters are lesbians and how the writers are pussys for making them canonly straight (idc if it “makes sense for the story” NO THE FUCK IT DOESNT)

[live-laugh-luke]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” I’m breaking down? I’m breaking down? My life is shitty and my kid seems like an idiot to me???

[alora-applejack]

”hype playlist” I don’t see any song from Anastasia the 2016 broadway musical soundtrack

[live-laugh-luke]

Moment of silence for all the people who had a song at the top of their wrapped because they needed to learn it for an audition

[live-laugh-luke]

Gay and scared of Santa Claus call me HoHo-phobic