promises of redemption

hi :) sarah, 19, university of missouri. just trying to get through these crazy years one day at a time. chocolate helps.

[bob-belcher]

[onlytwitterpics]

right

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

[peachysuggest]

there are people in this world you haven’t even met yet who are going to love you so much, so please just hold on because the people who are right for you will find you

[chris-evans]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[extramadness]

[bettedavisgf]

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

[marzipanandminutiae]

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[gaynfl-moved]

“donald trump used an old vine meme of a nickelback song as an attack against joe biden and nickelback got the video taken down for copyright infringement” is not a sentence i EVER thought i could say and have it be true

[angrytrini]

This feels like a throwaway joke from The Good Place.

[thedailyshow]

Donald Trump is calling for “extreme vetting” of immigrants. Can his own supporters pass the test? Jordan Klepper investigates.

[jestre]

Drag them.

[feminismandmedia]

[samcahntent]

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure