eldritchwitch

22. she/her. I get creative here.

[heyaisthisapoem]

is this how it works?

tears continue its story

whirling outside for the oldest hands

.

Whatever will become of me?

embarrassed

guilty

.

am I just supposed to call you?

I can't help my name.

What's your name?

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source text: Ghosthunters and the Incredibly Revolting Ghost! by Cornelia Funke (p. 31)

[eldritchwitch]

Gotta take some inspiration from @heyaisthisapoem to try and not just "blackout" a poem, literally.

[eldritchwitch]

“a study in scarlet”

[eldritchwitch]

"The Architect of Happiness"

A blackout poem

[dilli-vali-girlfriend]

you’re not living in a desi household if the name of the wifi is not the name of a family member

[eldritchwitch]

“Moving On”

A newspaper blackout poem 

inspired by @newspaperblackout

[eldritchwitch]

“Colourful and Free”

thousands of men and women

have abandoned black robes

brought a whole new dimension

adding a dash of colour around

inspired by @newspaperblackout

[eldritchwitch]

"Focus"

[eldritchwitch]

Another one, it's a little messy though

@newspaperblackout

It is called "Let 'em Flow"

Don't Fit

Ideas

In a

War chest

On the contrary,

Let 'em flow

[eldritchwitch]

Another Newspaper Blackout

@newspaperblackout

"Burnout"

[eldritchwitch]

Tried a Newspaper Blackout @newspaperblackout

This one is titled "Grow"

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

[itsallavengers]

Captain Marvel: So then he was all ‘I told you- you’re never going to be able to control yourself until you can put me on the floor without using your powers’-

Captain America: So you turned them off and kicked his ass anyway?

Captain Marvel: No lol what the fuck I’m not a dumbass, I just shot him. Who the fuck would listen to a villain trying to do his best to win a fight?

Captain America, sweating, remembering the fight with Batroc in which he stowed away his shield and dropped his helmet bc Batroc Asked Him To: Hah lol ikr….. who’d do that…idiots…

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

ronan lynch was absolutely a green day fan at one point y/y

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[tahitea]

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

that’s 110%

[cianur00]

[filesdone-deactivated20130818]

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

[incorrect-marauders]

James: If I were about to walk off a cliff, what would you do?

Lily: Push.

James: I don’t believe that.

Lily: You would on the way down.

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know