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fuddlewuddle

Geralt is so fucking relatable:

He tries to avoid talking to people as much as possible.

He will try and 'hmmm' his way out of most conversations.

He loves and respects his horse above everything else.

He tries and fails not to love and adopt Jaskier.

He is 1000% done with almost everything and everyone he comes across.

catsbeaversandducks

Photos by しろうとスミ@SirouTouge

thyrell

a necromancer is just a really late healer

thyrell

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

papasmoke

ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. DO NOT PANIC. I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

wingedcorgi

maybe it’s…. subtle.

unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

froginakettle

hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jaynavajasso

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it

iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat

He also jabs racists in the eye!

tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

isitdonproof

musclemancer87

shortvideosandstuff

carnahan

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

airred

santa’s creed

theslickest-deactivated20240718

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

lacunadaisies

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

clarisimart

You better watch out

ajistorpid

You better watch out

thequestionablyhuman-deactivate

You better watch out

isa-ghost

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

nudityandnerdery

It’s winter, Santa is the master of parka-our.

lumchan

I followed you for anime but you post too much anime

potion-junkie

awindmillfullofcorpses

wordy-wizard

Me

bibliophilic-pluviophile

kaijuno

horrorgay

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

horrorgay

A sequel

stimman4000

my bf is always making fun of me for being short but my roommate is letting me borrow his bighuge platforms and now im 6’2... the tables are about to turn little man

stimman4000

theyre about to turn

confetticalf

What the fuck are you gonna do to your boyfriend, op.

stimman4000

about to make him shorter!

tlirsgender

Do you think kids during the industrial revolution had that same weird millennial/gen z experience of having technology change so much while they were growing up

tlirsgender

A middle aged man in the 1890s: *condescendingly explaining what a candle is*

A 13 year old: ok gov'ner