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can a eunuch and a fujoshi really fall in love

sources say only if its gay

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Apothecary Diaries So Far

This is a danmei

Why is that faggot straight though

Well, eunuch is a separate gender role

But is it really gay if the girl is just asexual and not agender

Wait are they both agender???

DOES THAT MAKE THIS GAY????

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Even the fucking show itself just fully said with their mouths "why is this faggot straight though"

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Love when a historical fantasy setting just straight up says out loud "yeah we have trade with south america for goods like chocolate and potatoes but nah this in no way impacts the economics of the setting"

Delightful every time

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Super convenient that I gave in and became a danmei reader just in time for this Thing(tm) to come out. Anyway, that opening sequence, fuck man, those plants are so fucking well drawn, I'm so messed up about it, shoutout to wood sorrel I love you girl (we called her sourgrass where I grew up)

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Oh maomao is like Canonically Actually Asexual And Agender.

Good for her, good for her.

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Kabru ass little fella, you love to see a eunuch thriving uwu

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And. (clap) He's. (clap) A. (clap) Bottom. (clap)

Service bottom of the year.

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Kabru ass little fella, you love to see a eunuch thriving uwu

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modern AU where Molly knows about Chappell Roan*

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Good! Evening! I have just learned the name of the Harry Dresden Height Gap Ship and BOY it does NOT disappoint

#y'all bitches been out here with a tag like that for DECADES like this isn't THE funniest ship name since 'We Cannot Call It Kock'#harrikarri #<- spectacular you funky little white boys*#*Karrin is a femboy To Me

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Chapter 3 is a go:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Read my thing! My self worth hinges entirely on a constant drip feed of external validation!

Also you don't need to have read the canon. Everything you need to know is in the fic or in the tags I *think.*

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This is the best chapter BTW. Tons of fun.

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So you know how I keep saying if we forcefemmed Harry Dresden, we could fix him?

Well.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Join me on this journey of fucking the dysphoria out of an ostensibly cisgender man. Chapters posted every other day assuming I don't forget.

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Chapter two is now live.

Shout-out to all the predator kink girlies, I think you're gonna have a good time with this chapter.

#ordain his dark materials to create more queues

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So you know how I keep saying if we forcefemmed Harry Dresden, we could fix him?

Well.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Join me on this journey of fucking the dysphoria out of an ostensibly cisgender man. Chapters posted every other day assuming I don't forget.

#I can fix him (the series)

Hey, terrible news everyone.

I think I understand what a blorbo is now.

#Automatic OP tag #More than just grammatically I mean #i can fix him (the series)

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Extremely entertaining watching Lara The Vampire Queen and Mab The Fairy Queen having a full on actual ass ship war

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Lara confirmed for multiship

I continue to build my elaborate "triad ending" conspiracy board.

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WAIT HIS FIANCEE IS HIS BROTHER'S SISTER

God, there's so much incest in these fucking books. <- Complimentary

#i can fix him (the series)

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Me: I just think if we forcefemmed this fictional man, it would fix something deeply broken inside him

Also me: [has worn makeup approximately 6 times in my entire life]

Anyway, who has makeup tutorials that aren't 2 hours long with 200 dollars worth of product?

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Progress updates:

Makeup tutorials were strange and alien media but I think I got what I needed thanks y'all

The man in question keeps interrupting canonical scenes of drooling over hot women to drool over their fashionable clothes or judge their lack thereof, and he is just not beating the gay allegations (bisexual)

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/sobbing

The man can identify couture designers from 10 paces... then correct people on proper care and wear... I have bitten off more than I can chew...

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finished the outline...

17 pages long

uh oh

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/banging pots and pans

WE HAVE A FINISHED DRAFT LADS

#10k isn't THAT bad right