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[livedreamdontexistt]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 

[rosie-girl]

Modern ghost story

[cockyhorror]

Did reddit save this dudes life

[gelfling]

What the fuck

[bubblesthewaterbender]

NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.

he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.

The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.

This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

[unknowinglyunknown111-deactivat]

The captions for all of her pictures 😭😭😭😭

[flawlessvevo]

They literally never came back I hate them

[livedreamdontexistt]

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me? overreacting? probably 

[thezodiacvibes]

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[sesh]

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[omnisomnium]

[perfectfeelings]

[kushandwisdom]

Good Vibes here

[virginiaisforhaters]

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

[approach]

Oh damn!