madness of my mind

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Dishonored (1931) dir. Josef von Sternberg

[thibaultderesse]

In her eyes | Tarangire, Tanzania

[serealizei]

[australianbeyonce]

[asaplug]

p l u g

[daily-showerthoughts]

“Brazzers” did a really good job naming their site, as it could be typed out entirely with your left hand

[daily-showerthoughts]

Humans are the ‘nice guys’ of the galaxy- we constantly spam aliens for confirmation that they’re there, and when they don’t respond we send pictures of ourselves naked.

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[rdjnews]

silverfox rdj/tony

(starksbruce twitter)

[izhunny]

silverfox tony o m g yes

[maeve-curry-writes]

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Antisocial pro tip: If you bump into someone you haven’t seen in 7 years, all of their cells have been replaced. Technically that makes them a completely different person, so you’re not obligated to say hi.

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[adrenaline]

by Not Vntina

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Collage Art Print by Mr.babies

*More Things & Stuff

[adrenaline]

THE LITTLE HOURS (2017)

[mila-kunis-is]

Mila Kunis