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Has anybody who thinks Han Solo is the personification of a suave cool guy ladies man ever actually seen Star Wars? Han Solo is the personification of someone trying to lean all casual against a wall while saying a witty one liner and then falling straight through an open door instead.

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That ‘70s Show (TV Series 1998–2006)

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shout out to “The Greatest Showman” for not making Zendaya look shorter when next to Zac Efron, she is 1.78 m while he is 1.73 m, and there are scenes on which she is wearing heels and they never try to make her look short or have him stand on a box or angle to camera so he seems taller than he is; they just let her be tall and that shouldn’t be an uncommon practice but it is

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god made Zendaya too powerful and too beautiful and I’m in love with her

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Anakin: Things could be worse, you know.

Obi-Wan: How?

Anakin: How what?

Obi-Wan: How could they be worse?

Anakin: They couldn't. I lied.

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I will not be the last Jedi

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I think it’s really weird that the average person needs a home and a car and an education to effectively function at all in a capitalist society but those things are all such an exorbitantly high price that the average person would never ever be able to pay for them one lump sum and thus we decided that upon entering adulthood every average person would likely have to sign their life away to various powerful banks to pay for these things and everyone was just like “Ok, that seems legit and not fucked up AT ALL.” and now it’s such an accepted and normalized part of society that everyone looks at you like you’re dumb for thinking it’s weird. I just think it’s really fucking weird.