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barca • juve • lfc • merc • mets writer of things!

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masterpost yayy!!!

well this is actually just quick links to my two series lmao. i have more works than these but i just wanna link these here for easy navigating hehe.

UEFA High (football rpf, high school au, rated T) - UEFA High School: A school in Washington, DC, specifically for the children of ambassadors and diplomats working in the capital. These are the hijinks they get up to. Also, don't ask what UEFA stands for.

without ever touching his skin (how can i be guilty as sin?) (formula 1 rpf, kimi is a wolff au, rated E) - Susie and Toto’s adopted son, Kimi, becomes devastatingly beautiful as he enters adulthood. (Or: George Russell’s painful realization that he is - for lack of a better word - extremely fucked up.)

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guilty as sin part four out now <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/90218971

@sleep-legend @flingslingo look guys im really tired i dont remember who else to tag

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hey chat im having this realization VERY late, but i dont want to go by name online anymore. please call me,,, literally anything else. i dont care. just not that.

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it took a lot longer than i thought n im exhausted but GAS PART FOUR IS IN THE EDITING PHASE LETS GOOOO

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As an old American sitcom watcher I am excited about this little rpf George fact in guilty as sin. Are they watching together? I miss this fic.

ok thank you for seeing my vision. even though it doesnt happen in the fic yet, i LOVE the idea of them watching sitcoms together because of how aged george feels by it.

they start watching one and kimis all like "what are those things??" when someone uses a pager / beeper. says the camera quality sucks. thinks all the characters' problems can be solved if they "just use google." kimi finds all george's favorite shows unfunny and "just variants of white people in new york having problems," to which george says "this one is about white people in philladelphia having problems. entirely different concept, love."

at some point george feels so old he's like yeah we're not watching this anymore. then they fuck nasty or something, which is SO much better, of course. because george is normal.

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spoilers from guilty as sin part 4 👉👈

hmmm i dont wanna get TOO into it cause im working on it rn hehe >:))

ok rapid fire:

george gets psych tortured. he wants a drink and isnt getting one. alex albon cant believe his ears. kimi is on cloud nine because dad is giving him so much attention - surely no ulterior motives behind this! improper use of a data room. george is fucked up. ecuador mentions. it's the smallest things that give you away!

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dad is making me homemade margaritas AND i have ideas AND motivation for guilty as sin. WILL TONIGHT BE THE NIGHT I FINISH GAS PART FOUR. VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES.

[kichona-s]

[nijarpk]

the thing is that in a way, a lot of Kimi's behaviour makes more sense if you assume he has a crush on George

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confession time i love when im writing rpf n i assign hobbies to people that they objectively Do Not do. in guilty as sin george is an AVID old american sitcom watcher. is there any evidence irl to suggest such a thing? doesnt matter. what matters is i like old american sitcoms n therefore so will he.

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He is not red at all

[degrommunism]

Juan never stop being cunty

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SAW MODRAMOS ON MY FYP IN 2026????

[thebumblecee]

Lwk feel called out

[sleep-legend]

in honour of as guilty as sin getting a part 4. its giving this. in the best way

@liverpool-enjoyer <3

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DHELDJSK WELL YES

bc i always love your guilty as sinposting im providing you crumbs in the form of this meme

(WORKING) title: "i dream of cracking locks (throwing my life to the wolffs)"

(WORKING) tags: ecuadorian tourism, the perils of breath strips, improper use of a data room, psychological torture, alex albon, george lowkey being a perv (affectionate) who cant last (affectionate)

[oscarjackpiastri81]

Me watching the George and the Kimi fans fighting, meanwhile they’re kissing in my notes app

[cemetery-vampire]

You don't understand... When Kimi is not actively pissing me off with his antics, the way he behaves around and about George is so fun to me. Wow. Their dynamics FUCK because... Kimi feels entitled to everything and everyone. He feels entitled to that place at Mercedes. He feels entitled to be prioritized in the team. He wants all of Toto's attention. He got everything without having to sacrifice anything. So it's only natural it happens. He feels entitled to George's time. To his physical space. He also feels entitled to take up a large portion of thoughts in George's head. Oh he's so thinking about me he's fuming he's obsessed he is afraid of this young force. Yet there's silence in George Russell's brain. Everyone is infatuated with that kid yet... yet George Russell is absolutely not omg that's impossible. That man don't give a fuck LMAO. and that eats him alive because he knows it's not happening so he just behaves like an annoying teenager he is because he cannot for the life of him bring himself to understand that part of his own brain that just wants to fuck George Russell.

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ao3 name changed dw thats still me lmao