Livin the Vida Vodka

A humor blog with a hint of existential dread

[with-practice]

[blackdenimjeans2]

I’m her

[xeppeli]

[nofaddano-deactivated20200215]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

this has the same cadence as bodak yellow

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

This what all the computer nerds look like on crime shows

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

me 

[rachelreine]

she did all the scene poses in the beginning like they was jutsu

[fxckbro]

when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta

[ruinedchildhood]

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

I’m watching Bratz movie.. This is too much

[sarahmichelllegellar-deactivate]

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[ribly]

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[shineeisforever]

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[stardustinoureyes]

I seriously need a whole thread of this. It’s the best pick-me-up.

[meanplastic]

me….

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[randomslasher]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[littlemusicalwitch]

[qovalent]

I feel educated

[chootylover69]

Where was this when I was in calculus

[tubalump]

why am i only seeing this now like

[buttholewitchcraft]

[cumbursted]

rachel knows

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Get this out of my face I’m dead serious

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[loblawdogblog]

[d0nn0]

Well this is me