Behold the wonders of the Human Sloth!

[theoddkepple]

[leopardusk]

@thejakeformerlyknownasprince

[beetleboness]

ouugghh.. its the him

[depsidase]

[corsolanite]

Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

[malscare]

new keyboard came

[bromelianana]

aximili

[androgynealienfemme]

Food for thought

[esoanem]

Yeah, this sort of stuff serves several purposes, including:

Confuse the masses as to what the actual law is

Get people to obey in advance

Demoralise the opposition

Signal intention to supporters

[alex51324]

^^ I was thinking, like, "surely we all remember this from last time," but then I thought about it again, and realized that there are people who voted this year, who wouldn't even have been in their teens during the previous Trump rodeo.

So yeah, if you weren't following it last time, there will be a lot of Executive Orders that get walked back, struck down, or, once subjected to even mildly rigorous legal interpretation, turn out to have little or no effect.

When you see that Trump has signed an EO about something that seems drastic and scary, take a breath and wait a few hours, then see what the experts are saying about it.

[wormsermonizer]

pompom drawn without looking at screen

[catchymemes]

[the-bible-translated]

[skippyisntfunny]

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck is animorphs about

I thought the post made it very clear what Animorphs is about. Thermals mostly.

[artemisblackwingfavorites]

I found the series very relatable. I like birds. Birds who have PTSD from war crimes add spice to the story. Yay! Psychologically complex birds.

[electronicmail]

if i woke up after a tornado and stepped outside and someone was like this is munchkin land those are the munchkins id go back inside

[electronicmail]

drug testing my employees to make sure theyre not fucking squares

[aniquotes]

“Most of you humans don’t even know what you have. You have the most beautiful planet in the galaxy. No other place is so alive. In no other place are there so many trees, so many flowers, so many amazing creatures. You live in a palace. You live in paradise.”

- Aftran, Book #19: The Departure, pg. 82 (by K.A. Applegate)

[ashlgcostumes]

Do you ever think maybe we need Animorphs back. Like maybe that’s what’s society needs right now

[artemis-pendragon]