killian macauley.
who: Killian MacAuley where: shopping streets. when: January 18th, 2020 @devinstonestarters
“Honestly and I thought I was a freak show.” The Irishman mumbled, watching a woman go berserk on her husband, boyfriend? Didn’t matter but he envied the lad. He slowly continued his walk, taking a sip from his bottle of water when he saw someone slip. ON A BANANA PEEL. He lost it, spitting out the water that came out of his nose too at that point, though he managed to just about cover it with his hand. “Ahw, shite! This place is gonnae kill me.” the Irishman laughed, flapping his hand about to throw the water off, then wiping his chin with his sleeve. “G’day. Got a tissue for me lad/lass?” He asked the nearest person to him, not even mad about what happened. “That sorta thing happen often here?”
Wrinkles settled across the bridge of Liv’s nose when she noticed the couple eating each other’s faces, with very little regard for the people around them. While she wasn’t opposed to PDA, there were limits— or maybe she just wasn’t in the mood for a live show.
Her attention was snared then by a man who slipped on a banana peel, and then by someone who appeared to choke on his water. She didn’t mean to, but Liv couldn’t help but chuckle. When the guy turned to her for a tissue, Liv took a second to think, and then rummaged through her bag to pull out a tissue pack.
“You’re in luck,” she said and handed one over, a smile tugging at her lips. “People slipping on the streets? Sometimes. People sleeping on the streets in banana peels though? Never.” She smiled. “I take it you’re new around here— or just visiting?”









