❛ do me a favor and never have pure motives again ❜
❛ i’m really bad at telling jokes ❜
❛ i didn’t know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose ❜
❛ do it fast, you pansycake ❜
❛ make sure he doesn’t drink too much, okay? ❜
❛ let’s just hug already ❜
❛ sorry, i keep forgetting how little you all know ❜
❛ no need to continually insist upon your unshakable masculinity ❜
❛ that woman is irritating ❜
❛ doesn’t matter where you start, you can’t make it easier to take ❜
❛ i thought you might like an explanation as for why i’m not dead ❜
❛ people can’t be trusted to lie consistently ❜
❛ power should only be given to people who don’t want it ❜
❛ so? he’s good looking ❜
❛ not every friendship turns into a romance. i haven’t tried to kiss you yet ❜
❛ but you know i don’t make stupid promises ❜
❛ i don’t remember inviting your critique of my plan ❜
❛ everyone has some evil inside them and the first step to loving anyone is to recognize the same evil in ourselves, so we’re able to forgive them ❜
❛ i was wired to explode anyway; he just got in the way ❜
❛ i don’t know if i’ll ever be able to look at you the same way again ❜
❛ jealous? wish you had a cult of psychopaths to call your very own? ❜
❛ if i was a psychopath i would have killed you in your sleep by now ❜
❛ such a grim view of human nature you have ❜
❛ i think you’re still the only person sharp enough to sharpen someone like me ❜
❛ i think they’re lucky i’m not going to kill them ❜
❛ i have several choice things to say about her nose ❜
❛ don’t confuse your grief with guilt ❜
❛ it’s what you deserve to hear. that you’re whole, that you’re worth loving, that you’re the best person i’ve ever known ❜
❛ if you don’t acknowledge it, maybe it will go away ❜
❛ there’s no need to giggle ❜
❛ now shut up and man the map ❜
❛ i wish we had been able to be more honest with each other ❜
❛ she very wisely knocked herself out before she could tell us anything ❜
❛ there’s a word for big, strong men who attack women, and it’s coward ❜
❛ that’s right. you’re using your words now ❜
❛ i don’t trust politicians, you know ❜
❛ yeah, sometimes life really sucks ❜