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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@liyahmackenzie
Welcome to LiyahMackenzie's Tumblr outpost - the home of hundreds of poems, writing drabbles, writing ideas, and much more!
Types of posts I make:
Poem
Sun Tzu
Fruit of the Wise Tree
Venn Diagram
Writing Prompts
Microfiction
Rhyme
Couplet
Elfchen (Elevenie)
Haiku
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is reading your horoscope in an ominous whisper).
If you're a hostage negotiator, never say:
"Look, buddy, we’re coming up on hour six, and my parking meter is about to expire. Can we wrap this up?"
Musical chairs is late-stage capitalism for kids. It's a simulated resource scarcity crisis where the music (the economy) randomly stops, and the systemic lack of infrastructure (not enough chairs) ensures that someone is destined to fail despite their best efforts to hustle.
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is updating your playlists with Gregorian chants).
I just saw a Donald Trump blimp. Heh, I always knew he was full of hot air.
Did you hear about the accident at the palindrome factory? The machine turned Dad's name around!
Do you think Ben Franklin would swipe right on America this 250th anniversary?
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is calling you “sport” even though you’re clearly not athletic).
Darth Gaddafi:
"Come to the green side. We have cookies."
Imagine the person who named the fly naming other insects. So many would just be named "walks".
Breaking News:
Trump Evicts Lincoln's Ghost, Bulldozes White House to Construct Data Center for "the Best AI in the History of AIs"
"We're building it, it's going to be beautiful, and it's going to hold so many ones and zeros, you won't even believe it," Trump said.
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is narrating your life in a dramatic British accent).
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is sending you daily “fun facts” that are completely false).
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is sending you blurry pictures of clouds they think look like you).
Putin has frowned so much recently that his bodyguards are worried he got a stroke from polonium tea.
Normalize friends with benefits (but the benefit is giving you soup on a hot day).