Terrariums are Ineffective

((Independant Carlos RP blog from Welcome To Night Vale!))

[officialindian]

[clefie-deactivated20160416]

Scp

Spoopy

Containment

Procedures

[plantshinji]

That’s right kids, we’re gonna talk about my headcanon that ties in with the new episode, The September Monologues.

We now know it’s canon that Cecil has a sister. My headcanon is that she’s a transwomen.

I say this because in episode 33, Cassette, young Cecil mentions having...

[modestmgmtofficial]

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

5 gallons of homework

mouthful of lint

20 degrees of facial oil

7 pints of china

handful of fergi

60 mph of dad

[lizardlos-blog]

ironinmyspine started following you “Oh my God. T-Tony stark. In Night Vale…!”

[invincibleiron]

"Where am I? You said Night Vale?" He asked, uncertainly. Apparently napping and letting JARVIS navigate wasn’t always a good idea.

[lizardlos-blog]

"Y-yes sir! Night Vale! The…

[lizardlos-blog]

Carlos was excitedly flapping one hand while gesturing with the other, trying hard not to frighten the other scientist. “Well first we have the apparent devistaing earthquakes that no one can feel and then there’s the Glow Cloud that rains dead animals, plus the mass possession and hallucination that often occurs here, and that’s just from my first two months here!! Night Vale is exciting and real and amazing!!”

[invincibleiron]

"My husband breaks the laws of physics frequently and one of my friends is a 95 year old man who physically looks 25. Technically I should be alive, really, I think there’s plenty between us we can explore." He said with a laugh. There was definitely a lot going on in his life, but at least there was nothing like a cloud raining dead animals on them.

[lizardlos-blog]

"Y-yeah, I know about them too! I just need to say Mr. Stark, I'm a big fan." He grinned and flapped his hands excitedly, so used to not worrying about having to hide his stimming he wasn't even afraid he'd be noticed as neurodivergent to an outsider. "It's so great to meet you!"

[lizardlos-blog]

ironinmyspine started following you “Oh my God. T-Tony stark. In Night Vale…!”

[invincibleiron]

"Where am I? You said Night Vale?" He asked, uncertainly. Apparently napping and letting JARVIS navigate wasn’t always a good idea.

[lizardlos-blog]

"Y-yes sir! Night Vale! The...

[lizardlos-blog]

Carlos was excitedly flapping one hand while gesturing with the other, trying hard not to frighten the other scientist. "Well first we have the apparent devistaing earthquakes that no one can feel and then there's the Glow Cloud that rains dead animals, plus the mass possession and hallucination that often occurs here, and that's just from my first two months here!! Night Vale is exciting and real and amazing!!"

[sixpenceee]

Cell Division (video)

[lizardlos-blog]

"C’mon, just tell me what’s wrong." He said softly, and kissed Cecil’s cheek. "I could at least try to help?"

[dearxlisteners-blog]

"I can’t…" Cecil paused before feeling his whole body shake. "Carlos, I can’t bring myself to orgasm no matter what I do, a-and fuck, I know I’m there bu-but it’s not happening and it won’t go away and how the fuck am I not blue balled right now?” Cecil’s whole face is just red because wow that was embarrassing to say out loud.

[lizardlos-blog]

Carlos flushed a bit but smiled. "That happens sometimes. M-maybe I can help...?" He gave a light shrug and tried to seem passive. "Maybe you just need a little help."

[lizardlos-blog]

ironinmyspine started following you “Oh my God. T-Tony stark. In Night Vale…!”

[invincibleiron]

"Where am I? You said Night Vale?" He asked, uncertainly. Apparently napping and letting JARVIS navigate wasn’t always a good idea.

[lizardlos-blog]

"Y-yes sir! Night Vale! The most scientifically interesting town in the US!" Carlos was grinning wide and practically giggling.

[lizardlos-blog]

ironinmyspine started following you "Oh my God. T-Tony stark. In Night Vale...!"

[lizardlos-blog]

Thank u u have doomed the internet. Do not post pics of shy guy pls.

[cedarsaga]

If you don't love Geoff Ramsey then remember that whilst changing his surname to his stepfather's he was informed that changing his other names wouldn't cost extra. So he legally changed his middle name to Lazer.

[rpmememaker]

Touch Too Much: My muse’s entire body is an erogenous zone. The gentlest tap will make them want to collapse with ecstasy.

Sweet Nothings: My muse can only speak in a soft, sexy growl.

Dirty Talk: My muse is hearing voices, and they’re saying everything they want to hear.

[lizardlos-blog]

Carlos put his arms around Cecil comfortingly, thinking it was an emotional thing. “What’s the matter, specifically?”

[dearxlisteners-blog]

As Carlos got in closer to Cecil and put his arms around him, Cecil started getting even more nervous. Oh gods, Carlos wuold be the end of him, for sure. He groaned in frustration and shook his head. “You can’t help. I— I can’t even.. Nngh, this is so frustrating." If Cecil couldn’t even get himself off, how could Carlos do it?

[lizardlos-blog]

"C'mon, just tell me what's wrong." He said softly, and kissed Cecil's cheek. "I could at least try to help?"

[dearxlisteners-blog]

lizardlos replied to your post:Razor’s Edge

"What’s wrong Ce…cil…?"

“Everything,” Cecil blurts to his boyfriend before chewing on his lip nervously. This was hell. 

[lizardlos-blog]

Carlos put his arms around Cecil comfortingly, thinking it was an emotional thing. "What's the matter, specifically?"

[decenthumantransmed]

Reblog if gender dysphoria is not the same thing as being self conscious/having low self esteem. I’m trying to prove a point to my mother who may not let me transition because she thinks i just need to “accept my self and my flaws.”

[realhousewivesofnightvale-deact]

Maybe the City Council hated small talk, so they passed a law that demanded that music be played every time someone mention the weather in order to cut off any banal conversation that might follow. This was frustrating for citizens at first, but most of them soon...

[lizardlos-blog]

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