Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Product Placement
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todays bird
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@lizardlymatters
The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
mac equivalent is Comand-Control-Space for my fellow mac users out there
🚨IMPORTANT🚨
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
rewriting stuff… is the bane of my existence, like it def makes me a better writer and more coherent, but it’s like dragging myself kicking and screaming through the caves of self-doubt and artistic tantrums
no wonder Stephen King said ‘To write is human, to edit is divine,’ rewriting a second draft from scratch is some sort of Herculean challenge
Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
fun fact!
Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.
Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.
So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!
So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.
I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!
@prince-kallisto
They are just like me forreal
every time I see film of a platypus I am struck again by how small they are
i'll talk trash about D&D 3/3.5 all day long but i gotta say the core book cover aesthetic fucked so hard. everyone got hyper burned out on this kind of thing 20 years ago because everybody did it all at once for a while but look, get over here and gaze with new and forgiving eyes.
3rd ed went "oh wouldn't it be sick if we made them look like fantasy books?"
and 3.5 fucking doubled down.
do you not wish to crack open a fucking tome, boy?
do you not wish to gaze upon my magical spells?
they were so filled with fantasy and wonderment that the nostalgia reprint premium edition in 2012 was like oh shit we dreamed too big we gotta reduce the whimsy so nobody knows we were cringe in middle school.
Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
Was staring at a piece of infrastructure, pondering on the strangeness that, as sturdy as it was, it required maintenance and eventually replacement. That everything was like this – except for biological constructs that could perpetuate themselves. But they mutate. So – what if we could build everything out of biology? Our sinks and bridges become immortal – yet destined to become eerie, shifted, unrecognizable things within thousands of years.
this is an out-of-context journal entry you find discarded in an abandoned science lab in a horror game
official anti terf post
normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.
Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft
yall need me to tap the sign?
here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit
i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings
in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it
honestly, have fun
I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!
woah
Yeag
The person who originally did these guides has a website and also an ebook of building tips that expands on the ones they published online btw!!
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.
By Shadowcross on DA.
BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON
All hail Volcano Snail
I have tried for years to discover something, anything, about this card with no success.
We seven lobsters of Christmastide are Snapping our pincers we wander afar Frowning grimly, wondering dimly Where did we park the car?
The lobster and the crab, when they are full grown
Of all the bugs in the sea, the lobster bears the crown;
The rising of the sun, the wheeling of the gulls,
The playing of the castanets, sweet singing of the choir.
O come, ye crustaceans Rubicund and shining O come ye, o come ye Across the strand.
Come ye, you seven Upright and bipedal O wave your feelers heav'nward O wave your feelers heav'nward O wave your feelers heav'nward Lobsters all.
Away in a desert No ocean in sight The seven red lobsters Were marching upright
The birds in the sky Looked down where they trod The lonely crustaceans All searching for God.
pitch for my new tarot card “Seven of Lobsters”
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: what’s your gender?
merperson: what’s a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: i’m merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?
merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?
It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)
Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*
Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK
OH MY GOD
So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.
day 847383638483 of bugging my mutuals to draw the crime cousins. they stole jotaro’s car
big mac.
