Zita's Internet House

Zita. You can't gender me in a way I give a shit about. I make jokes sometimes. Halo containment blog -> @bloodgulchblog

[zitasaurusrex]

the only presidents of the united states of america i respect are the guys who ate all those peaches

[gengariumz]

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

[saburx]

How??

[gengariumz]

I asked and all he said was “I believe in them” he’s gonna be the purest badass when he grows up

[tayioart]

Someone draw this kid and his squad

[donuts4evry1]

The cousin will most likely not see this but I hope he enjoys it anyway.

(quick doodle because my laptop is being fried rn)

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[captain-price-returns]

All time great.

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[destiny2-names]

[ayviedoesthings]

I have no idea where I was going with this, I was doodling during a conversation

Anyway yeah I'm glad for everyone who's able to ignore their CAGAB but I can't. I'm agender AND transfem, and being transfem affects my daily life in a specific way that I can't detach myself from.

Can I stop seeing transmisogynists oppose "transfem" and "nonbinary" as if we can't be both. Explode.

[found-in-vessel]

We need to start getting really annoying about this. Same with transfem & intersex. I wish I could be included in intersex and nonbinary posts on tumblr, but those spheres are so fucking transmisogynistic we're all chased out. They act as if transfem nonbinary and transfem intersex people don't exist and that trans women are in opposition to nonbinary and intersex people.

You're the ones excluding us, actually. So exhausting.

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[cottoncandylesbo]

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

[rabbitmotifs]

[mccleans]

for example nothing

[eraserheadadult]

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[miamaimania]

“What will remain of us” (2020) ⧗ Mansour Aoun ◆ 32GB suspended in amber

[dailycatsblog]

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