THEY CALL HER LOVE.

Building palaces out of paragraphs

[darling-with-no-probs]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

[imashleigh]

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

people that own chickens are trustworthy

[blextrophy]

chickens own themselves

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[fanonical]

newt scamander is a good example of what happens when hufflepuffs go rogue

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

[craashcohle]

[torracat]

i love dirt. love to actually eat some someday.

[isofsapltlmadbajttgiagrr-deacti]

I used to eat dirt and sand when I was little (like 4) because I had anemia so bad I developed pica and my body developed a natural compulsion to eat dirt in order to get iron,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[torracat]

i’m….so sorry. it was jsut a shitpost i never thought i’d reach an audience that can actually relate to this 

[isofsapltlmadbajttgiagrr-deacti]

little me just craved the cronch

[peta2]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

20 Interesting Historical Photos (part 1)

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

can we get the perfume machine back pls

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Perfume machine’s still exist in some trucker stops, fun fact. 

[jennytrout]

Miss New Zealand is dead on the ground and Miss Cuba is looking at her like, “stay down, bitch.”

[youhavereachedtheendofpie]

Romania, respectfully, what the actual fuck.

[polarbong-deactivated20230616]

I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board

[legislacerator]

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

https://thetab.com/us/2017/05/04/nipple-color-lip-color-66682

[micdotcom]

[blasianxbri]

BITCH THIS TEA IS PIPING FUCKING HOT. I BURNT MY MOUTH SIPPING ON THIS SHIT.

[riovidalll]

FUCKING ROASTED

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[hellokittydirtblock]

[blockkind]

Westside Olympia, WA

[ticosorgana]

[commiemo]

LGBTQ

Let’s Guillotine the Bourgeoisie Tonight, Qomrades!