[vikanderalicia-deactivated20200]

“You gotta have a fault, come on!”

[mimisup-blog]

“ baristas are literally the easiest people to flirt with. i mean–it’s a little tacky that they always write their number on your cup, but at least i get free drinks. ”

[lizhall]

“wow, sounds like you’re pretty lucky. i’ve actually never had a barista flirt with me or give me a free drink. do you think you can teach me your ways?”

[infinityxpremades]

[ctln-ftblr]

“…that’s when I smacked the guy right in the face with the butt of my gun, sent him stumbling and ran right back from where I came. Dude, you do not know the sense of achievement I had seeing that notification on the screen saying I had killed the guy. Best game of Battlefront I’ve ever played.”

[lizhall]

“Congratulations. It sounds like you really won yourself an honorable achievement there.”

[affluencehq]

“ there was a boy trying to bribe me to netflix and chill with alcohol but i’ve never bore witness to a more pathetic and unworthy bribe. “

[lizhall]

“well... was he at least cute?”

[unconditonalove-deactivated2023]

[451seconds]

The dumbest thing I ever did was ask if you loved me when I already knew the answer.

H.L. // excerpt from a book I’ll never write #25 (via 451seconds)

[naturaekos]

“I just woke up one day and decided I didn’t want to feel like that anymore, so I changed.”

Unknown Author (via naturaekos)

[eve21mary]