HEY THERE

Hi I'm annoying and I like penguins and music

[laughingstation]

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

[fickleheartbeats]

Ball is life

[ariannes]

Is no one going to mention the three watches on his wrist…….

[exaltedoltura]

Young Man

Theres a Crab on the Ground, I said Young Man,  There Are Crabs All Around.

[laptopped]

do rude people know they’re rude

[rebelheartgirl2]

Nah they think they’re “real”

[caffeineandcartridges]

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

[caffeineandcartridges]

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

carpe collum - seize the neck

[liztheking]

[liztheking]

I only text in punctuation and emojis tbh

[liztheking]

I have to write a 3000 word paper on Gerald Ford. Can I just get 3 pictures because a picture is worth 1000 words?

[liztheking]

Am I doing this right

[haydengise]

[haydengise]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

[onlytwitterpics]

[stability]

linda is me 

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[disgustinganimals]

[kingcheddarxvii]

she’s here

[chillyfeetsteak]

did that bear eat a tent

[onlytwitterpics]

[liztheking]

I always feel super bad whenever I'm in the bathroom and all of the stalls are filled except for the handicapped one andi have to use that one. Like what if someone comes into the bathroom that needs to use that stall but they can't because I'm already in there???

[kikuai]

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

[ibgarry]

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog