a little of this, a little of that, and a lot of b

Liz. 29. gimme all the dogs. Paramedic in training. I know a lot of useless information.

[whitemocassini]

[lizxlemon]

You're not 27 anymore, are you?

Correct. I am 29.

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[lucylioness]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[friendly-animals]

[neaq]

Here’s a heart-shaped sea lion snoot for your Monday evening enjoyment! (at New England Aquarium)

[montereybayaquarium]

*boop*

[ruinedchildhood]

Kate Winslet And Stephen Fix The Ending To ‘Titanic’

[sixpenceee]

On Friday, a man armed with two machetes attacked a military patrol at the Carrousel du Louvre, an underground shopping centre in Paris. He injured a soldier, and was himself wounded in the stomach by bullets fired by another soldier.

Donald Trump Responded:

Egie Wild (a pseudonym), an English-speaking Parisian, decided to answer the American president, point by point, via a Facebook post. Since she wrote it on Friday, her post has been shared over 200,000 times.

This is her post:

@sixpenceee

[sirlagsalotzzz]

This is the shit I live for. Shutting people down with real facts.

[glow-space]

LMAO. I dont usually reblog this stuff but yes. Just yes. XD

[ruinedchildhood]

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

[sexxaesthetics]

you know what’s hot?

open and honest communication, genuine effort to understand someone else’s perspective, love and affection,

[tkkatherineblog]

[lizxlemon]

YOURE BACK OMG

I am!

[thoughtsfromawallflower]

[moodsonboards]

[sixpenceee]

War at the watering hole.

[julietteandthejet]

It me

[streetcat1887-deactivated201811]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jervae]

The back kick has me rolling.

[lexxgotthejuice]

Proof that geese are the devil

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[enbyshrike]

This a cat themed video version of the car salesman meme

[my-brain-is-rude]

You’re welcome