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“Cellular data turned off” YEAH I FUCKING KNOW I WAS THE ONE WHO TURNED IT OFF

#same thing as turning off the WiFi #and to turn it completely off I have to go into the app???#bullshit

uncannyannieg

real friendship is coming over and letting me tell u abt my new blorbo

lizziemcglizzy

Trapped?? No. I require blorbo info

sad-emo-dip-dye

sskk first time but they are both bottoms just staring at each other because Akutagawa wants Atsushi to put his tiger arms to work and pin him down and Atsushi wants Akutagawa to use rashomon to tie him up and somehow neither of them will admit it or make the first move

lizziemcglizzy

The next logical step they take is to start strangling eachother

If I hear one more goddamn ad for some medical bullshit and they’ve added ITCHING NOISES I’m actually going to explode

#that shit is rancid no one wants to hear two thousand decibels of skin noise in ur goddamn ad #we get the point without it #this also pertains to ads with sneezing sniffling slurping crunching chewing etc #can you tell I have misophonia #hearing chewing noises makes me mute my radio

Toad in da grass for today

#toad #frog #shenanigans #I pet it #very gently #if i could be a frog #i would be so happy

A little something to take the edge off

#shenanigans #a lizard #teeny baby #with a teeny brain #I love him #they’re so cute

uncannyannieg

I don’t think it’s the vaccines that causes autism, it was that fuckass yard hose they let me drink out of

lizziemcglizzy

It’s me I’m exhibit A

Moist critter for today

#shenanigans #work was horrible so here’s a wild animal #it was handled gently #rinsed it off and released #be free #the little tootsies #cute #critter #salamander?

Shiny frog

#frog #if i could be a frog #shenanigans #there’s one like this that lives in our pool #we call him Jimmy #Jimmy is 10/10

Look at its little toad face

#frog #toad #shenanigans #if i could be a frog #so many thoughts #in his teeny brain

Dark evil toad and heroic light toad unite

#frog #toad #i’m obsessed #shenanigans #if I could be a frog #I love them

Crazy how cleaning/decluttering my desk in my room feels like a zoo animal being offered enrichment like yes please give me the food stuffed in a pumpkin that I have to roll around

#anyone got good gaming desk recommendations #I’m being productive #spending money is productive #shenanigans

start posting more critter pics☝🏻🫵🏻

uncannyannieg

sending out a teacher wishlist rn feels like a peasant boy begging for one morsel of moldy bread like please sir I know you are withholding riches from my guild and profession but I must request a minuscule sum for a purchase of plae-dough and graphite whittling contraptions

lizziemcglizzy

It’s ok peasant boy I will deign to throw a single loaf right at ur face and also tell my mother to do the same

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my favorite tags on this post so far by @raineofthedragons and @avaricehere

lizziemcglizzy

As an asexual getting Pei Ming is so fucking funny to me

nightmarerodent

The best part of the latest episode is that Maomao is finally confronted with the knowledge that she did indeed force the crown prince to dress in drag

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