Ive Got Big Dreams But Im Stuck In College

Education major at McNeese State University. Patiently waiting for May 2018.

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[elodieunderglass]

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

[geminigeek]

Now this is quality content.

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

my heart feels so warm seeing this

[candiikismet]

I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!

[the-haven-of-fiction]

😭❤️

[straightwhiteboystexting]

Went on tinder for the first time in 2 yrs lmao ok bye

[straightwhiteboystexting]

UPDATE: i thought i could just move on but i need to know 

[straightwhiteboystexting]

UPDATE 2

[no-chill-at-all]

[bob-belcher]

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[stltzfs-deactivated20200309]

Oh my word

You can hear it

[lizzlemarizzle]

TRIPPY

[witchbum]

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

[retiredjesus]

i’d make u grilled cheese at 2 am

[whatisthismommy]

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[owmeex]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[hairstylesbeauty]

15 Things Every Single Girl Can Relate To: Lingvistov illustrated 15 things that every single girl can relate to.

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[makeuphall]

[caring-is-creepy]

My mom asked me this today

[7mangoes]

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.