No one cares unless you're pretty or dying

Lizzy || Bi/Gray-A || Neighborhood Rat and Plant Goblin || I'm gonna dress however the fuck I want and you can fucking fight me if you don't like it.

[dearly]

[the-a-j-universe]

Dear lord.

[ithelpstodream]

[smitethestate]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

[chandlers-posts-deactivated2023]

My boyfriend’s trying to flirt and my ass is trying to die

[chandlers-posts-deactivated2023]

This is the only thing I’m known for here

[lizzyisagrape]

i’m proud

[mysharona1987]

[lizzyisagrape]

I’M BACK!

I’m back kids! Talk to me again please my mental health is so much better and I’m actually pleasant to be around and talk to now ;-;

[freudsghost]

i spend my time responsibly 

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taking your boyfriend on a date to fight god and the devil himself and the angel answering said unto him, I am gabriel and am sent to speak unto you HIMBO RIGHTS pussy popping revolutionary thot bops wanking while crying at 2am get in loser, we’re going to fight god apocalypse party playlist dropping acid on the roadtrip to storm area 51 songs for when the cops find u sobbing in the kitchen after your boyfriend tried to gut you be the reason why you are HAUNTED, BABY! not to be dramatic but ya girl just wanna decompose back into the earth and that’s just how it be

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

g*d gave me two grubby little hands and one grubby little mouth for the exclusive purposes of: 

1. saying the fuck word

2. rude gestures at authority figures

[gahdamnpunk]

* pretends to be shocked *

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

its as if they were arresting people to make a quota 

[sifu-kisu]

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

[bobo543732]

next time he’ll think before he cheats

[xno-chill-memesx]

😂 so true.

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[tostittios]

[susemoji]

that woman you just called fat? it’s the moon. that boy you just called ugly? it’s a bike. that woman you called anorexic? that’s a lamppost. the man you called gay for kissing his boyfriend? its a woman. you need glasses.

[danandphilnews]

[hydro-homies]

[belf-on-the-shelf]

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

[oaqland-deactivated20191127]

#OldTownRoad is now the only single to ever go Diamond while still #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It’s also the longest standing hip-hop single at #1 ever with 13 weeks at the spot; even surpassing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” 😯

[gluten-free-pussy]

[aberrantemotion]

WHOS READY FOR PHINEAS AND FERB SEASON 6 ON DVD!!?!??!

[imaginaryopal]

I am confused

[aberrantemotion]

[hakuteeth]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW JONATHAN AND ANTONI WERE A COUPLE?