it will never be the same again

Sarah 18 Melbourne Australia

[gregmendel-blog]

straight boys dress like randomised sims

[thatchinesegirl]

Matt Smith baby photo

[ameliaswilliam]

[doctorpuppet]

Happy Birthday Matt Smith! 

[aarontvaeit]

Happy 32nd birthday, Matt Smith! 

[gallifreystwelve-blog]

happy birthday matt! 

[raggedymans]

Happy 32nd Birthday Matthew Robert Smith

[ljpturtles-blog]

imagine you sitting with your friends at lunchtime and you see a nerd named marcel stealing glances at you then nervously looking back down when he catches you looking back. you feel sorry for him because he’s sitting all alone so you walk up to him and ask him if he wanted to sit with you and...

[forever90s]

[linkzillamoved-blog]

Who remembers these?

#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you

[tacoheauxx]

GOOD JOB, DANIEL

[particularscarf]

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"

[ljpturtles-blog]

Okay? Okay I'll eat you.

[anselelgortsbf-deactivated20140]

[thehealingpowerofgarlic-deactiv]

[grootficguy]

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

[grootficguy]

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

[lairdkay-deactivated20211202]

[burning-stmandard-deactivated20]

Hong Kong: Landscape vs. Urbanity

by Laird Kay

[riddlemetom]

[spaceportcrescentia]

Unbelievable

[playalchemy]

priorities

[ophidiancourage]

there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it