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All of my Incorrect Quotes posts š (Updated: 15/4/25)
Got to 100+ incorrect quotes posts!
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Again with the adaptation (I'll try to shut up, I swear) but if Ethan doesn't look like an aged-up Einar in his 30s then what's the point.
I remember when I was reading their respective files, all I could think about was how different Nine lived from the other Garde.
The Garde upon entering the Chicago safehouse: Wow, an actual house!
Nine: Yeah, we've got a fully stocked gym, 10 bedrooms, a training room, a movie roomā
The Garde: IS THAT NAME BRAND CEREAL?
Nine: This is the surveillance room, the TV, the microwave-
Other Garde: Are you implying there's free access to internet?
Job headcanons that mean nothing because I made them on the spot
John - Waffle House
Five - Dennyās
Six - IHop
Marina - Starbucks
Eight - Jollibeeās
Nine - McDonaldās
Adam - Dunkin Donuts
Iām a fool actually, Nine would work at a Wendyās and run their Twitter account
He would get fired and come back 3 times with different wigs
Adam: I hate to say āI told you soāā Six: No, you donāt. You would marry āI told you soā and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots. --- Nine, to Five: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the bad luck to meet you. Marina: Hey, thatās not very nice- Five: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine. Marina: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU! --- Nigel: Weāre going to have to Scooby-Doo-Split-Up. *To Kopano and Ran* You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms. *To Caleb* Velma, you get the spooky fridge in the basement. Caleb: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the⦠dubious looking device? Nigel: Because only Velma would say ādubious deviceā. Caleb gets the spooky fridge in the basement. Isabela: And what does that make you, Fred? Nigel: Bitch, Iām Daphne. --- Ella: Sorry, sometimes when I laugh hard enough, I make a screeching sound because Iām trying to inhale and exhale simultaneously. Eight: I'm sorry, it's my fault. --- Einar: I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong. --- Brandon: Time freezing Legacy for one day. What do you do? Sandor: Oh⦠Iād mildly trouble everyone. Iād shave a one-inch thick line off every thick beard I see. Iād twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they arenāt working. Iād make every wing on girls' eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. Iād tie everyoneās shoelaces together. And then lastly, Iād snip a little hole in every tea bag. Brandon:... Brandon: There's a reason Lorien didn't give everyone Legacies. --- Sarah: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Mark: Yeah, an empty stomach. Six: My attitude. John: A flagrant disregard for common social cues. Sam: ⦠Sam: Chips.
Maybe Five secretly wrote fanfiction in the penthouse about what his life would've been like if he had a chimaera like John did. Maybe he would've named it Bolt
you don't need word 1 and words 8 - 29 of this post
You need to understand not only have I been saying this for years but this is also my Cohn propaganda and I need everyone to know my "Five got so jealous of John he accidentally developed a 30k slow burn fic about them" agenda
one of the cepans was antivax
Take your pick
Adelina
freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved
I hate how accurate a lot of negative headcanons for five are.
"Five is like the one kid who doesn't have any friends so you get close to them, but then you realize there's a VERY good reason why they don't" stop.
you're right. why are you right? please stopā¹
"five fell for a crypto scam" YES HE DID. FUCK!!
(I did take these headcanons directly from people. please don't take this as me vagueposting about people!! this is about five's character!! I'm not trying to spread hate towards anybody!!)
While family and Nigelās lack of a healthy one is something Iād like to be part of his happy ending, so much of his character is tied up in the acceptance of his identity and the realization that none of what happened to him is his fault or the fault of him being not being straight that if Nigel doesnāt get a boyfriend by the end of this then honestly, pray tell, what is the FUCKING point,
*Foundation Training* Jiao: Fuck, it's cold. Lucas: Guys, even thugs get cold. Jiao: Lucas that might be true, I don't know how that correlates to you. Einar: You know what they say, a hoe never gets cold. Jiao: So I'm with a thug and a hoe?
Obsessed with mentally unstable characters who get together knowing fully well it's only making them both worse <3
In contrast, comfortably toxic characters who somehow make each other better and no one has a clue how
Fiveās living, laughing, but not loving
Heās a hater and I respect that
Eight and Five both grapple with "I was wronged very deeply by the person who was entrusted with my life" and "the human who mentored me at my loneliest helped me recognize the value of human life" in VERY different directions which led to some of the climactic debates between who is worth saving in war times
Which gives us the angle of choosing pacifism or annihilation that gives way more depth into their final argument in the Everglades
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The fact that people never shipped Four from LL and Four from divergent in the fandomās cringey āWe had our four first XDā phase? Lost opportunity
Bringing this back because someone is bitter and I made a playlist