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20. i reblog stuff that's it

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[uwu-omegaverse]

I’m a narcissist and I have always been like “my entitlement and grandiosity isn’t THAT bad”

And then I expect my boyfriend to give me positive attention every time I want it, and sorta expect him to drop everything and give it to me.

And then I get upset at people blocking me cuz I’m clearly better than them, so why block me? Ruins my tumblr experience.

And then I expect everything to go my way, no matter what because I’m clearly I’m better than everyone and I shouldn’t have to wait longer than I need to for things.

And then I get upset when I get to a cross walk and I have to wait two minutes to cross the street when I should have been able to right away cuz why should *I* have to wait.

[npd-confessions]

I don't care but I do care but I also don't

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[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[van1llaskys]

[only-cat-memes]

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[porterdavis]

[audhdgoku]

[littlemissminu]

treat for neptune! treat for neptune! yummy treat for neptune!

[rabbiteclair]

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness