Capy

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[lousycapy]

new year, new follow list!

hi, I’m lousycapy and I’m looking for blogs to follow for 2026. I only post about f1, whether it’s to complain about McLaren’s shitty strategies, brainstorm fanfics or praise Oscar Piastri 😁

my main driver is OP81

but I also like GB5, EO31, CL16 and GR63

and I’m pretty neutral/indifferent to anyone else 🤷‍♀️

So if we have compatible interests I’d love to get to know you!

[lousycapy]

Oscar’s got the whole paddock wrapped around his finger it’s so funny. Those men are too weak for his big brown eyes and angelic blush 😇

[lousycapy]

It’s finals week and I wanna finish writing fashion police so bad there’s only a few thousand words left, and now this insane jail plot just dropped and I just know I could write an awesome story where Jannik bails Oscar out because Charles decides to be petty for choscar reasons but I’m too busy STUDYING

this sucks 🫩

[lousycapy]

bringing up Oscar’s lack of experience compared to other drivers always sucks because you get hit with the “4th year rookie” when NO! This is not what we’re saying!

It’s not his fault anyone who could be used as a reasonable benchmark didn’t make it. Sargeant didn’t, nor DeVries, Zhou, Tsunoda… Lawson somehow would be the most logical comparison but the guy barely raced in half the seasons he participated in

So we’re stuck either comparing him to the 2019 class, which, by the way, have 4 more years of experience than him (that’s longer than Oscar’s ENTIRE career lol) or the 2025 class and, hello, is that unc with the kids? There’s just no winning 😞

[lousycapy]

I’m really happy ☺️ we started a race! And got p2 ☺️ yeah, this could’ve been a win without the safety car, but what a great feeling it is to be able to say that ☺️

[seiran20]

Yuki always chose Oscar in those “which driver would you pick?” scenarios, like being stranded on a deserted island or going to the mountains, because he said Oscar is smart and reliable. Turns out it’s because he’s such a dependable, wonderful husband.

[kichona-s]

lets play with the traffic cone with mama!

inspired by this post by @skyhawkstragedy

[p1astriq]

Oscar’s new instagram post!! Him and Lily are so cute together omgg!!

[c-a-s-s-i-o-p-e-i-a-w]

~Tag Game With Your Moots (or anyone)~

Put your playlist on shuffle & add the first 3 songs you listen to!

Fictional by Khloe Rose

DNA by Lia Marie Johnson

Every Version by Jessica Baio

Voting ended onMar 16

@pgeorgiemain @luckycloverbug @pluraldinosaur543 @theinterpretingbookworm @nekoqueenalice @shadesofcool57-5 @princessbunnyzelda @mysticdragon29 @nelloissilly @miserablypolitequeensworld @mara-luv1 @mrltruist @4-eva-young @irlpusheen @hilltopwalker @zz-xby @makithewizard @absvored @mimeoln @luminauni

[makithewizard]

Thanks for the tag :)

Choose :3

Cry for me - The Weeknd

Poker face - Lady Gaga

The door - Teddy Swims

Voting ended onMar 11

@freezedom @eventide-paradox @bellathejellyfish @that-theaterkid @thesknight @izafetess @slipperychip @easterartist @pasteldoodles @supuh @exams-will-make-me-cry @clawsofmaine @insightfulillustrator @hissorrow22 @mraltruist @lordvoldemoron @maggotfilledcunt86 @viennflowerclass

[viennflowerclass]

Thanks that is so a fun thing to do.

Destroy Love (Heart Killerd OST) - Khaotung Thanawat

Wu Ji (The Untamed Theme Song) - Xiao Zhan, WANG YIBO

Recall Memory - Repezen Foxx, Wonderframe

Voting ended onMar 11

@bombusconfusus @eevee1218 @ivorysorielhaze @cdmachine @paradoxicwolf @bulgingforbucky @magicaljusticesaviorclancy @elocuentbeast @generation-of-vipers @notso-strangejustcute @someditzydoll @donnymqs @lotusmania @lhyrsegallery @friendlywallflower @saltedgranolabar @kill-me-kill-me-now @creepycrawlerstuff @vampberrie @holloway--haunting @kitthekollabor8or @divinitymp4 @allndverse @justhere222vibe @mllwrld @kleyrja4815162342 @hotnessstuff

[paradoxicwolf]

Thanks, I hope I'm doing this right

From my 1,600 liked songs:

Take on Me - a-ha

Borderline - Tame Impala

Wanna Don't Wanna - Reignwolf

Voting ended onMar 11

@rowantheotaku @zocomotive @corvine-cosmos @sebthebeanie @patr0n-sa1nt @incogniito @that-weird-kid-from-your-school @sciyxz @aphroditee222 @kbbled

[corvine-cosmos]

Thanks for the tag!

Out of my 1,554 liked songs

Solas (with Sarah Cothran) - Jamie Duffy, Sarah Cothran

Mommy's Here - CG5

Shangri-La - Caitlyn Scarlett

Voting ended onMar 18

@transsharkguy @littleduckdudee @shaethecrow @4lethia @acetrashgremlin @alex-the-cryptid @daughterofdeath28 @adamantinetoska @later-heaven

[adamantinetoska]

ooh okay!

from my 153 hour and 19 minute playlist

The Rapture (but it's Pink) by Scene Queen

Scarlet Begonias by Sublime

Strawberry Julius by Bikini Kill

Voting ended onMar 13

@c0nfessionsofar0ttens3na @corvus-limbus @corvine-cosmos @clementinelvr @daughterofdeath28 @evenpuppet3 @geekandafreak @islaiscoolerthanbefore @lavenderlightsky @ladypomithe3rd @lovinglyours90 @later-heaven @lalalilliloopsy @meowch-agh @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @nico-la-la @niyahbabes @peachjaguar7587 @shwuuu

[merrychristmas-pleasedontcall]

yayay thank you!!

pick a song! :D

the subway - chappell roan

illicit affairs - taylor swift

our last summer - abba

Voting ended onMar 13

@swellestuniverse @abs-blabs @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @buglvr22  @drpeppercreamsodaa @riotverse @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @justyouraveragedepressedteen1 @nacreoussoul @chronically-0nline7 @wool-and-writing @gloomy-rains-romantic-candles @legotwink08 @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-p1per @ameekpoet @darwinanderson @pommedeterrier @lordelvensmelly @mynameisnotmabelbcmyparentsaidso @doingautismsohardfortangi @imnotafraidtodisappear @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

[yourlocalchronicdaydreamer]

Thanks for the tag!

Choose :)

Wildest dreams - Taylor Swift

Fireworks - Mitski

Lovesick - Laufey

Voting ended onMar 19

@somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @kiraandhervibes @ravensncrowsx @equippedtolove @i-love-my-gays @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @spiderstag @neverpeaceful @pete-my-beloved @fictionalsimp09 + anyone else :)

[obsessivebookwormalert]

the songs i can't- i lowk forgot about, like, two of these until they played

TEARS! - 5SOS

If Walls Could Talk - 5SOS

Siren sounds - Tate McRae

Voting ended onMar 22

i must say I'm very surprised there was nothing instrumental in the first few songs at all, that's like half my list not tagged/a mutual of any of the above but alas time to dig out my playlist of 1615 songs (yes i know its highly highly likely this will get absolutely zero votes whats ur point)

@alejandrapizarnikayudameporfa @rosemelodyshah @kuniidealz idk if you mind being tagged on this... if you do hehehe sorry @sanniiee YOU HAVE NO CHOICE @therealkaidertrash21 btw have you finished SoC yet????? i forgot to ask @thatchaoticbookworm @shenanigan42 @random-indian-girl IM SORRY FOR TAGGING YALL SO MUCH TODAY- @raewantscoffee we're not moots but i figured you might like this (fingers crossed hehe) + open tags

[raewantscoffee]

thanks for the tag!!!!

choose wisely ;)

kitchen light- xana

overdrive- conan gray

fall in love with a girl (featuring orla gartland)- cavetown, orla gartland

Voting ended onMar 16

@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub

[chaosatthebookclub]

<3

alright bet

boys will be girls - keir

the final fight - conan gray

all the boys - panic! at the disco

Voting ended onMar 23

@mythiious @kiwiwithnocroissants

@suffering-asthmatic-tifosi @softosc @sunsettermax @lousycapy @sockssketchingshack @solunaames @eleventhirtythoughts @itsfortheplants @swiftlythejackson @themultifanshipper @lovingcharlesleclerc @r3ddster

@alianaduke @thesinnergy

moots assume i meant to tag u lol <3

[lousycapy]

Thanksssss for the tag 😁

Maneater - Daryl Hall & John Oates

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls

Voting ended onMar 17

@audreytalksf1 @cadillacaeronaut @chaotic-bells @theshippingcontainer @mercfangirl @bellpepper81 @ihadtoomanyredbulls @panlemonium @lhobicivaohp @russonellipastry

[lousycapy]

ok so according to my calculations if I wake up 56 minutes before the race start Oscar should not be able to DNS since you cannot DNS after the race start. If I want to be safe and assume it’s about the car not breaking down, assuming a race is on average two hours, I should wake up 440 minutes (7h20) before the race start to ensure completion

[lousycapy]

maybe I should stop rooting for people to win because every time I do they end up losing in the most painful way possible and it sucks

[lousycapy]

back in my minecraft phase I remember rooting for techno to win mccp21 and his team didn’t qualify by 2 points. I’d also root hard for purpled who went on to lose 3 straight dogebolts. osco spent 6 months leading the wdc only to lose out by 13 points in the end. Doriane, I really wanted you to get the title that first time round F1A. I was pulling for canada in hockey these olympics… both teams with silver medals, lose it in OT, with plenty of missed chances. Slaf, that medal was so close

But above all my little brother. I love you so much and it was your 2nd tournament ever and I’m sorry that you broke your ankle. I wished so hard for you to have a great time

[lousycapy]

man…

[lousycapy]

💀

[lousycapy]

maybe I should stop rooting for people to win because every time I do they end up losing in the most painful way possible and it sucks

[lousycapy]

back in my minecraft phase I remember rooting for techno to win mccp21 and his team didn’t qualify by 2 points. I’d also root hard for purpled who went on to lose 3 straight dogebolts. osco spent 6 months leading the wdc only to lose out by 13 points in the end. Doriane, I really wanted you to get the title that first time round F1A. I was pulling for canada in hockey these olympics… both teams with silver medals, lose it in OT, with plenty of missed chances. Slaf, that medal was so close

But above all my little brother. I love you so much and it was your 2nd tournament ever and I’m sorry that you broke your ankle. I wished so hard for you to have a great time

[lousycapy]

man…

[lousycapy]

I’ve got the script of the race guys Oscar and Charles pass Isack on the race start, Ferrari messes up the strategy which puts Oscar in 3rd, then there is a first safety car which Oscar uses to overtake kimi and 5 laps from the end there is another safety car, George falls into p2 and there’s not enough time left to get the place back congrats Oscar Piastri you’ve just crossed the finish line of your home Grand Prix in first!

[lousycapy]

fuck my fucking chungus life I’m not predicting anything ever again take the pen away TAKE IT AWAY

[lousycapy]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Roleplay, Chapter 1 is silly, Chapter 2 is smut, Top Lando Norris, Bottom Oscar Piastri, Dominant Lando Norris, Submissive Oscar Piastri, Sexual Tension, Sexual Roleplay, Erotic Photography, Lingerie, Hand Jobs, Come Marking, Safe Sane and Consensual, Fake Investigation, Lando Norris is a Menace, Confused Oscar Piastri, Slight feminization Series: Part 5 of Capy Fics Summary:

Lando stages an investigation into Oscar’s style crimes under the guise of a routine strategy meeting. Oscar arrives to folders, photo evidence, Excel spreadsheets, and video recordings of his worst fashion offences—and gets roped into defending himself before Agent Norris.

No, the blush is not misplaced, it’s natural! And that rainbow crewneck was mandated, sir!

[lousycapy]

I’ve got the script of the race guys Oscar and Charles pass Isack on the race start, Ferrari messes up the strategy which puts Oscar in 3rd, then there is a first safety car which Oscar uses to overtake kimi and 5 laps from the end there is another safety car, George falls into p2 and there’s not enough time left to get the place back congrats Oscar Piastri you’ve just crossed the finish line of your home Grand Prix in first!

[lousycapy]

p5 is ok guys he just wanted to start the season right at home 🥰

[lousycapy]

Just checked f1 reddit for the first time in a few months and holy shit everything is so negative. Not going back there in a while that’s for sure. Wish I could say the same thing for twitter because people also are super hateful there, but it’s the only social media where I can find reliable updates and quotes from the drivers 🫠