Excellence in procrastination

29, he/him, bi/pan, bipolar 2. This blog is just for funsies and isn’t consistent in content

[pazzesco]

⚞ M. C. Escher ⚟

M.C. Escher - Horsemen (1946)

M.C. Escher - Path of Life III - (1965)

M. C. Escher - Whirlpools (1957)

[wiiwheel]

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

[the-tree-line]

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

[the-tree-line]

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. "the squirter meme" didnt bring it up either

[the-tree-line]

(exhausted and covered in blood) i found it

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

[carlandrea]

God the like Generic High Fantasy Elf frustrates me so much as a fan of Tolkiens elves who are like. Both balls to the wall insane and canonically fun at parties

[carlandrea]

They’re fairies. they’re in a musical. They host crazy feasts with live music and hopping dance floors and great booze. If they get too sad they die. They’re psychic. They’re creative and curious and they live forever and never ever forget any of it. They’re ghosts

[eternal-fear]

They committed almost all war crimes imaginable.

[llamalladd]

My brain after reading this:

"He was the best guy around!"

"What about the murders?"

"What murdahhhh?!"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[marisatomay]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[plaguedocboi]

It’s Moon Snail Mtuesday reblog to pass him to your followers

[gothicretro-deactivated20251017]

Oh lord

[llamalladd]

Oh me oh my 👀 (I am looking disrespectfully)

[stalebagels]

[llamalladd]

I support this depiction of jimmy fallon as an absolute numbskull

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[catchymemes]

[ganglemanva]

more things

perpetually sitting under my own private little toadstool 🍄

by international demand, October 9th is officially Columbo Day. sorry gang i don't make the rules

[columboscreens]

[llamalladd]

“How dare you! That is my charm and how my brain works! If you don’t like it you can just go to jail without having fun”

[diaryofandnwoman]

[scienceraccoon]

[tangent101]

Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

[reginaldqueribundus]

heard a story on a podcast that some Christian missionaries showed these rural Cambodian farmers how to double their crop yields. the missionaries came back a year later and were surprised the Cambodians had grown basically the same amount of crops but the farmers were like “yeah this is great, we got everything we need for the year and only had to do half as much work”

and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the current North American work environment I don't know what will

[cannibalchicken]

[momma-skeleroma]

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]