Drama entered, mincing like a cat.

Lymond Chronicles, Lizzie Bennett, science, life

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

[dailycapybara]

(via Capybaras cuddling in a box | Linkje hierrr: www.itssofluffy… | Flickr)

[llamapunk]

Amazon prime really delivers!

[llamapunk]

This warrants reblogging again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

[thebibliosphere]

The last bastion of hope.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

[systlin]

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home. 

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid. However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully. So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic” the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

[systlin]

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point. 

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic. 

[alextheraven]

I would hope that that’s all horses

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

[systlin]

Very very true. 

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to. 

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it. 

[merak-zoran]

What the hell kinda city has a horse

[laina-inverse]

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

[merak-zoran]

What is a city horse, what IS it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

[thatrandompanda]

Tying yourself to a horse to get home while smashed = good idea.

Tying yourself to a cow to get home while smashed = bad idea.

One of my friends relatives did that and got hit by a train because of it. Cows don’t know to get off of train tracks if a train is coming.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[dailycapybara]

(by Scot Johnson UK Lionman)

[skrsgardspam]

[flawlice-deactivated20160906]

war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’

[gemstone-enemas]

#moon moon will ride eternal

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[focussoup]

I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen

[lynati]

Bold of you to assume the lord is present this year.

[accidental-art]

I don’t know what I was expecting but certainly not this. 

via Stijn van Weezel

[llamapunk]

Very very nice!

[accidental-art]

Wuthering Heights

When an IDW output is plotted without spatial coordinates

via sporella

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

L is for the way you look at me

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

O is for the only one I see

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

V is very very extraordinary

[chainsawpunk]

Egg

[dailycapybara]

(via Capybara | Pursuedbybear | Flickr)

[thewoodbetween]

‘The Fall of Autumn Stag’ by Michelle Campbell

[accidental-art]

Force directed graph….

via Benjamin Stewart

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

[julius-novachrono]

I’m staying in this bitch ass world just to outlive him

[big-meows]

[aspocko]

depression for me: staying in bed, vague tweeting about the wreckage that is my emotional state, ordering lots of take out.

depression for a Dunnett protagonist: wears all black, covered head to toe in jewels, VIVIDLY expensive, travels to a foreign country, haughty and cold and severe as all hell, taking no shit and taking no prisoners. maybe an eagle.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Anchorage Resident Tim Newton Awoke To The Sound Of Something Running Across His Deck

“Tim was awakened by noises on our deck last week - and looked outside. In astonishment, he grabbed his camera.. and can you believe it? Mama Lynx and her SEVEN kits!! She called to them and they all lined up right outside in front of where he was standing (he was inside the screen door!) Amazing ALASKA WILD LIFE!!! They proceeded to run and play on our deck, and then in our yard.”

Photos/text by Tim Newton Photography

[stonelionhearts]

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

[rubyvroom]

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

[rapacityinblue]

Please do not forget:

[yeahiwasintheshit]

‘Top’

[gayagendas]

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

[claro3]

#but what do the bottoms think? -duchesscloverly