Sharon

15 | I love criminal minds | inspired to post by tiktok | I also love SVU

[llaurenreynoldss]

Prentiss: *shoots gun into the air*

Morgan:this is why hotch doesn’t FUCKING love you!!

[llaurenreynoldss]

Hotch: *trying to get 5 seconds of sleep*

Prentiss: hotch. hotch. hotchner. aaron–

Hotch: WHAT??

Prentiss: reid said to tell you we’re out of capri suns

Reid, in the doorway: I did not!

[llaurenreynoldss]

Morgan: you were dead! I saw you die!

Prentiss: I was faking it. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.

[llaurenreynoldss]

JJ: what are you doing here?

Prentiss: I could ask you the same question.

JJ: I live here.

Prentiss: I can ask you a different question.

[llaurenreynoldss]

reid: i feel like i can be myself around you

morgan: but you’re so weird and quiet around me

reid: yes

[llaurenreynoldss]

Reid: I wonder why my back is sore then I remember I literally have the posture of the letter C

[demonicbaby666]

Spencer: hi [silence] Spencer: all your bones are wet Emily: why the fuck would you say that? Spencer: no one said hi back…

[llaurenreynoldss]

im using this from now on

[demonicbaby666]

JJ: If you’re going to give grapes to a baby make sure to cut them in half Emily: [gasps] JJ: The grapes, not the baby Emily

[deemecloud]

Morgan:

Hotch:

Rossi:

Prentiss:

JJ:

Garcia:

Reid: did you know that you breathe automatically but when you think about breathing you breathe manually. Also if you think about, you can feel all of the hairs on your head.

Morgan: WHYYY

Reid: it was too quiet.

[llaurenreynoldss]

Why would you do this 😭

[demonicbaby666]

Emily: I swear on my life Morgan: That don’t mean shit

[lilliejareau]

Emily: Alright, I'm going in to get drinks, what drink do you want?

Spencer: I'll take the Glacier Cherry Gatorade please

Emily:

Emily: I'm going in to get drinks. What drink do you want?

Spencer: ...the white one

Emily: That's more like it. *scoffs* glacier fuckin' cherry my ass.

[llaurenreynoldss]

so true gatorade flavor is it’s color nothing more

[demonicbaby666]

Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!

[llaurenreynoldss]

LMAO

[llaurenreynoldss]

Prentiss, to JJ: It’s not even Halloween and I’m already dressed as the love of your life 🥰

[llaurenreynoldss]

Prentiss: they say “time heals”

Prentiss: no it don’t and im still pissed.

[llaurenreynoldss]

Reid: “you seem familiar” I don’t even go outside, why are you lying??

[llaurenreynoldss]

Hotch, to Morgan and Prentiss: my expectations were low, but holy fuck.

[llaurenreynoldss]

Prentiss: what can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes cant??