wallflower

[alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand-deac]

[thatadult]

This year I will

1. Release my inhibitions 2. Feel the rain on my skin

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[craves]

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

[4kx]

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

[entropvy]

can some of u just shut up

[apjvff]

Reblog if u are mean

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[vital-dust]

[michaeljruocco]

Director: “So Donald plugs the nozzle into the tire, makes 3 steps to the bicycle pump and starts pumping. You got that?” Animator: “Sure thing, boss! I’ll get on it right away!” Director: “And Bob…” Animator: “Yes, sir?” Director: “Just… don’t overdo it this time…”

[bovid-deactivated20200708]

all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

[studip]

why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a bitch if I can't stop sniffling

[jovan]

[okaydaria]

[animatedtext]

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[tyrells]

favorite the office scenes

[shimmerthighs]

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win